ewerk 26782 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: His lass is fucking smoking mind. Well played that man. Not hot enough to make him break a smile though. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2892 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30757 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: All of which leads me nicely to an excuse to post… Given his location, we can state that Nev was not an MLF. I remember that. Made all the funnier because The Viz quite obviously didn’t have 46 previous editions 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30757 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 (edited) Also remember from around that era in the Viz - celebrities’ favourite sexual positions and ‘Lenny Bennett: The Wheelbarrow’ Edited July 10, 2023 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39150 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Rude Kid was a personal favourite This became a bit of a catchphrase at our school when it came out. I like the fact that the first issue of Viz was 20p (30p for students) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I turned 55 today- full on middle aged. Asked for a Porsche, a blonde secretary and a divorce. Got some beer and a hat. Still younger than me. Happy birthday old timer! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9441 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I turned 55 today- full on middle aged. Asked for a Porsche, a blonde secretary and a divorce. Got some beer and a hat. Happy birthday young man Here you go Not forgetting 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7063 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 10 hours ago, ewerk said: Not hot enough to make him break a smile though. WTF is going on with his knees, is he wearing greaves ?? Also her "lips" look a bit anaemic tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39150 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Also her "lips" look a bit anaemic tbh. How can you see past her phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7063 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: How can you see past her phone? You saw phone, I saw lips. never thought I’d see the day when I outperved MF 🤷♂️😱 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5047 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I turned 55 today- full on middle aged. Asked for a Porsche, a blonde secretary and a divorce. Got some beer and a hat. Happy Birthday MF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9441 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 51 minutes ago, Toonpack said: You saw phone, I saw lips. never thought I’d see the day when I outperved MF 🤷♂️😱 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18028 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 So apparently the mackems were chanting sick Gary Speed songs on Saturday too, which has been verified. I don't want ot know what this chant was, but I'm going to document this behaviour for the next time these cunts claim they are morally superior or more "classy" than NUFC fans. Vile behaviour and beyond any "rivalry" I've heard from us. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9193 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 Die Geordies Die, the Steven Taylor chant, Bobby Robson, now this. Classy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18028 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: Die Geordies Die, the Steven Taylor chant, Bobby Robson, now this. Classy. And, according to the SMB itself, unbelievably they are STILL singing the Adam Johnson chant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39150 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 It’s part of the strategy to win back Durham, obvs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 They’re scum. I expect no less of them. A town full of fucking rats. Rivalry and jokes aside they’re simply scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9441 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 30 minutes ago, Howay said: They’re scum. I expect no less of them. A town full of fucking rats. Rivalry and jokes aside they’re simply scum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 A thread on SMB - “How smart are crows” What are they planning 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1027 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 10 minutes ago, Tom said: A thread on SMB - “How smart are crows” What are they planning Its because the seagulls have figured out what the tramps really want so the post is for looking for a similarly sized bird for romantic encounters 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9193 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 1 hour ago, RobElliott said: Its because the seagulls have figured out what the tramps really want so the post is for looking for a similarly sized bird for romantic encounters Crows hold grudges, so they better tread carefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 They need to be careful, you can catch corvid from crows 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9441 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 12 minutes ago, Kitman said: They need to be careful, you can catch corvid from crows 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18028 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 So they are frapping themselves silly because their U21s beat Newcastle last night. Newcastle Blue Star, in the ninth tier of English football. They are fucking mental, especially this Gipetto lad who has convinced himself we are all gutted. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7208 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 14 minutes ago, Renton said: So they are frapping themselves silly because their U21s beat Newcastle last night. Newcastle Blue Star, in the ninth tier of English football. They are fucking mental, especially this Gipetto lad who has convinced himself we are all gutted. wished you'd never posted this, was completely unaware. ruined my day it has, if not the entire summer. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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