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I've got one of those Sports Direct mugs since it came with a pair of cheap trainers I use for flying about work in. People not buying from Sports Direct are bizarre, like me not buying some cheap pairs of socks is going to make his retail monopoly come crashing down.

 

In fact, I'm such a mega Geordie that I won't even open my eyes when I know I'm walking past one of his shops.

Now we've got beef.

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I bet there's people on here still buying stuff from Sports Direct. If even Newcastle fans can't resist, then there's no hope.

Fat Mike has shares in half of the high street now so there's a fair chance he's getting a piece of your hard earned one way or the other.

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  • 5 weeks later...

Paranoia and suspicion creeps like a fog across the town. The boys in the The Back Page, which specialises in Newcastle United memorabilia, flatly refuse to talk to me. Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner. Dark mutterings about a "Cockney mafia" persist, even after the departure of Alan Pardew.

 

With the benefit of hindsight, some think that Pardew, who led Newcastle into Europe in 2012 and is now Pearly King of high-flying Crystal Palace, should never have left.

Not surprised the back page lads didn't want to speak to him with shit patter like this.

 

'Is it cos I cockney?'

 

'No, it's because you're a knob.'

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Shit like this which Newcastle united have secured for sports direct with nothing in return

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/money/sports-direct-launch-slazenger-flash-6540617

 

Makes you fucking sick.

:lol: Incredible, he has literally strong armed a news paper into advertising his clobber by threatening to with hold quotes from his team of useless morons.

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Taking the SFA to a judicial review. Trying to claim the new Rangers chairman shouldn't have passed their fit and proper person test, due to some South African tax case.

 

The brass fucking stones on this cunt.

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