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Played football with Anthony Shandran, Adam Saddler and a couple others who never made it past the youth teams but were way better than everyone else. 

Shandran was so much better than the rest of us that the plan was just a version of Bruce's "give it to Maxi" strategy. He'd just glide past people, always seemed to have time on the ball and it felt like he had a birds eye view of the pitch. He just knew where everyone was.

 

We were all convinced he'd play in the Prem

Years Team Apps (Gls)
1999–2003 Burnley 1 (0)
2002  St Patrick's Athletic (loan) ? (?)
2002  Stalybridge Celtic (loan) 7 (?)
2003  York City (loan) 18 (3)
2003–2004 Spennymoor United 13 (4)
2004 Gateshead 14 (9)
2004–2006 Newcastle Blue Star ? (?)
2006–2007 Newcastle Benfield 1 (?)
2007–2009 Bedlington Terriers ? (?)
2009 Blyth Spartans 7 (3)
2009– Bedlington Terriers 202

(247)

 

We were very wrong.

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As pleased as I was to see some of Truss's lot losing their job, we're now just getting all of Johnson's dogshit reinstalled. Raab back in at justice, so he can continue dismantling stuff there. Cleverly keeping the job of foreign secretary ffs. 

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14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Rishi Sunak is an anagram of Hi Risk Anus. 
 

 

Just saying… :lol:

 

It's this sort of cutting political analysis that makes your contributions on here so vital to the debate :lol:

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Fuck me, Coffey is STILL in the cabinet! Shipped out to Environment. Well, I suppose she's that fucking huge she has microclimates forming around her. 

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Sort of takes the shine off the whole first hindu PM of Indian origin thing, when he rewards the woman who tanked the India trade deal by saying the below by reappointing her to the same job:

 

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Maybe he got her in his office and said "I really like the work you were doing making sure that we don't see too many more people that look like me in this country. Keep up the good work!" 

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Or like Suella herself, she's another Goan who thinks she's white because some Portuguese guy fucked her fifteenth great-granny four hundred years ago. Ladder-puller par excellence. 

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2 minutes ago, acrossthepond said:

Or like Suella herself, she's another Goan who thinks she's white because some Portuguese guy fucked her fifteenth great-granny four hundred years ago. Ladder-puller par extraordinaire. 

 

I wasn't sure of her ethnicity and didnt want to look like an awful "they all look the same to me" racist is the truth of it here. :lol:

 

They're both fucking horrific people. 

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Spiralling production costs could drive up the average price of a pint of beer to £7 in some cities, a Scottish brewer has warned. Brewgooder chief executive Alan Mahon said the price of raw ingredients, such as wheat and barley, were rising faster than the rate of inflation. He also pointed to energy prices soaring to "eye-watering levels". Mr Mahon added that carbon dioxide was now costing 3,000% more than it did this time last year.

 

Fucking hell! :blink:

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