wykikitoon 28572 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 6 hours ago, Howay said: Honestly, the Athletic journalists wear cardigans with leather elbow patches, have double barreled surnames, and avoid walking near fields or parks in case a stray footy lands near them and the group playing yell over for them to kick the ball back. Absolute bunch of Hooray Henry cunts. That Tamara Parker-Bowles Pitt-Brooke cunt fits the bill for them, guarantee he toe pokes every ball he goes near the wet wipe. Gave up on the shower months ago. Caulkin is just a grade 1 bell sniffer. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 7 hours ago, Howay said: guarantee he toe pokes every ball he goes near the wet wipe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 22 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Gave up on the shower months ago. Caulkin is just a grade 1 bell sniffer. But... 🙂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 7 hours ago, Howay said: Honestly, the Athletic journalists wear cardigans with leather elbow patches, have double barreled surnames, and avoid walking near fields or parks in case a stray footy lands near them and the group playing yell over for them to kick the ball back. Absolute bunch of Hooray Henry cunts. That Tamara Parker-Bowles Pitt-Brooke cunt fits the bill for them, guarantee he toe pokes every ball he goes near the wet wipe. Morning, Mr. Ryder. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 I can understand why so much focus has been on just how bad Spurs were in those first 20 minutes. They were utterly abject, that first 21 minutes was the worst performance I've seen from an opposition, I think. Not just their disorganisation, their impotence but they played with no intensity, no pashun. When Arsenal went 2-0 down to Southampton Zinchenko dragged them all into a huddle and basically bollocked them into a performance. Nobody on the Spurs team did anything but mutely and meekly look around for someone else to lead them. They all passed the buck, they all shirked responsibility, 20yr old kids, World class players, World Cup winners, experienced pros all of them bottled it. Remember when we were going down and Jamall Lascelles was furious with our performance against Everton in 2016? Where was that in this Spurs team? Sure there were some dirty tackles peppered throughout, but that wasn't anger, it was petulance. Most teams in the league could have beaten Spurs if they put on that shitshow, but few would have done it so ruthlessly, so brutally. 5-0 after 20 minutes, and it could have been more. Joe Willock skying one, Longstaff's going just past the post, Burn's goal-bound header blocked by his own player, Gordon lifts his shot an inch or two and it's in. It could have been much, much worse for them because it was us. Fans and players were up for it from the off. That atmosphere would have given any team pause, let alone one who clearly had no idea. Bruno ran the show even though he was targeted by the stroppy tackles, Joelinton was imperious, Willock and Isak were clearly both in the mood and Murphy, bless his heart was finally getting some reward for his tireless efforts so far. So, sure, most teams would have beaten Spurs that day, but few could have stopped that Newcastle United. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 3 hours ago, The Fish said: I can understand why so much focus has been on just how bad Spurs were in those first 20 minutes. They were utterly abject, that first 21 minutes was the worst performance I've seen from an opposition, I think. Not just their disorganisation, their impotence but they played with no intensity, no pashun. When Arsenal went 2-0 down to Southampton Zinchenko dragged them all into a huddle and basically bollocked them into a performance. Nobody on the Spurs team did anything but mutely and meekly look around for someone else to lead them. They all passed the buck, they all shirked responsibility, 20yr old kids, World class players, World Cup winners, experienced pros all of them bottled it. Remember when we were going down and Jamall Lascelles was furious with our performance against Everton in 2016? Where was that in this Spurs team? Sure there were some dirty tackles peppered throughout, but that wasn't anger, it was petulance. Most teams in the league could have beaten Spurs if they put on that shitshow, but few would have done it so ruthlessly, so brutally. 5-0 after 20 minutes, and it could have been more. Joe Willock skying one, Longstaff's going just past the post, Burn's goal-bound header blocked by his own player, Gordon lifts his shot an inch or two and it's in. It could have been much, much worse for them because it was us. Fans and players were up for it from the off. That atmosphere would have given any team pause, let alone one who clearly had no idea. Bruno ran the show even though he was targeted by the stroppy tackles, Joelinton was imperious, Willock and Isak were clearly both in the mood and Murphy, bless his heart was finally getting some reward for his tireless efforts so far. So, sure, most teams would have beaten Spurs that day, but few could have stopped that Newcastle United. The players knew they were a shambles and went for the jugular, that's a very good sign. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 5 hours ago, ewerk said: Morning, Mr. Ryder. Aaav been rumbled, laters lolz 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 36 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: The players knew they were a shambles and went for the jugular, that's a very good sign. Trippier apparently shouting at the players when we're 2 or 3-0 up, basically saying "get into them, they're there for the taking". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 14 hours ago, Howay said: Honestly, the Athletic journalists wear cardigans with leather elbow patches, have double barreled surnames, and avoid walking near fields or parks in case a stray footy lands near them and the group playing yell over for them to kick the ball back. Absolute bunch of Hooray Henry cunts. That Tamara Parker-Bowles Pitt-Brooke cunt fits the bill for them, guarantee he toe pokes every ball he goes near the wet wipe. This. There’s barely a single one of them would even have liked football growing up, if they’d been born a decade or two earlier 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 The other thing about Spurs is that, before Ashley took over, they were sone way behind us in terms of commercial revenue. But all we got was a pat on the head and a reminder we were lucky we had an owner like him because we were financially secure or whatever. The hypocrisy fucking stinks but I suppose it’s a good sign all the right people are getting rattled. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ackas 311 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Trippier apparently shouting at the players when we're 2 or 3-0 up, basically saying "get into them, they're there for the taking". "1.21 xG after 8 mins lads, we're on for the record" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Uefa president Aleksander Ceferin keen to bring in salary cap and 'everyone agrees' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65390188 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 4598 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Aye. Fuck the players , let’s make sure all of the ridiculous millions top clubs make goes to those who deserver it. Fat old baldy rich cunts who need just a wee bit more. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Well all right then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Did he tweet that via ouija board? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Well he always did have a strong connection to the spirit world. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Well he always did have a strong connection to the spirit world. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 I bet it’s absolutely fucking gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 On 26/04/2023 at 07:19, wykikitoon said: Uefa president Aleksander Ceferin keen to bring in salary cap and 'everyone agrees' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65390188 Everyone agrees except the players. Which might be an important proviso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 The media seem to blame Shearer when he was caretaker manager for our relegation. I wonder if Chelsea were in same situation if they would blame Fat Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 wykiki accepting help across the road from some strangers. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 18 hours ago, Gemmill said: wykiki accepting help across the road from some strangers. Chicarito is Spanish for little cunt 👍🏻 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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