Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Gemmill 35060]

11 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

 

If Everton lose against Wolves today, then the GREAT RELEGATION PREDICTION is...... back...... ON!

 

First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal.

 

And with that...their fate was sealed.

 

Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON.

[thebrokendoll 7148]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal.

 

And with that...their fate was sealed.

 

Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON.

 

just stop doing this man.

[Gemmill 35060]

I thought we spoke about this, BITCHTITS!

[wykikitoon 16887]

[Toonpack 6939]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal.

 

And with that...their fate was sealed.

 

Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON.

But NOT the first time Gemmill has announced they will go down (and been just a tad WRONG) FFS

[Gemmill 35060]

Suck my balls, old timer! Ah-suck. Ah-my balls!

[RobinRobin 9302]

Everton fans everywhere 

[Gemmill 35060]

Right at the end of MOTD when they do the Sunday paper headlines, it reckons Man United are set to hand Ten Hag a 2 year contract extension. Yes please!

[wykikitoon 16887]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Right at the end of MOTD when they do the Sunday paper headlines, it reckons Man United are set to hand Ten Hag a 2 year contract extension. Yes please!

Glazers paying back the fans for being so supportive of them 😂🤣

[Dr Gloom 19892]

17 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal.

 

And with that...their fate was sealed.

 

Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON.

Everton fans everywhere

 

 

[RobinRobin 9302]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Everton fans everywhere

 

 

[ewerk 26646]

“In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and Gemmill being sure that this is the year that Everton will be relegated.” - Benjamin Franklin, 1789

[sammynb 2929]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Everton fans everywhere

 

 

 

I just got 14/1 for Everton to finish the top half, guaranteed now Scotty boy has spaffed his Everton relegation load.

[Gemmill 35060]

Guys, I hope I'm not pushing my luck here, but if one of you has 5 minutes to spare, I would really welcome the opportunity to read some more of these FUCKING IDENTICAL jokes about Everton predictions. Thank youuuuuu.

[sammynb 2929]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Guys, I hope I'm not pushing my luck here, but if one of you has 5 minutes to spare, I would really welcome the opportunity to read some more of these FUCKING IDENTICAL jokes about Everton predictions. Thank youuuuuu.

[RobinRobin 9302]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Guys, I hope I'm not pushing my luck here, but if one of you has 5 minutes to spare, I would really welcome the opportunity to read some more of these FUCKING IDENTICAL jokes about Everton predictions. Thank youuuuuu.

[aimaad22 3517]

21 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

First time in Everton's history that they've lost the opening 3 games of the season without scoring a goal.

 

And with that...their fate was sealed.

 

Everton Football Club WILL be relegated from the Premier League THIS SEASON.

 

I did not think a facepalm image existed that could appropriately convey my feelings here, but lo and behold the internet hath delivered again:

 

[Toonpack 6939]

[PaddockLad 14746]

Anderson in Scotland squad… I think there’s a chance he pulls out of this before he gets a full cap tbh…

 

 

[ewerk 26646]

I dunno, sounds like Gemmill has been very persuasive.

 

[Diego21 2009]

The general secretary of the Spanish Football Federation has asked  UEFA to expel Spanish teams from the Champions League, Europa League and Conference competitions and also the Spanish National Team from qualifying for the World Cup, Euro Cup or Nations League. All this as a threat so that no one expels President Luis Rubiales.

 

The mother of Luis Rubiales has entered a church this morning and has locked herself in to start a hunger strike so that they do not expel her son from her.

It is a pity that you are not Spanish and you cannot enjoy this episode as we are doing.

 

What a country...

 

[wykikitoon 16887]

 

[thebrokendoll 7148]

6 minutes ago, Diego21 said:

The general secretary of the Spanish Football Federation has asked  UEFA to expel Spanish teams from the Champions League, Europa League and Conference competitions and also the Spanish National Team from qualifying for the World Cup, Euro Cup or Nations League. All this as a threat so that no one expels President Luis Rubiales.

 

The mother of Luis Rubiales has entered a church this morning and has locked herself in to start a hunger strike so that they do not expel her son from her.

It is a pity that you are not Spanish and you cannot enjoy this episode as we are doing.

 

What a country...

 

 

we're getting plenty of it over here too, it's been the lead story on the news for nearly a week now.

nowt else of any consequence appears to be happening in the world.

[Rayvin 4964]

36 minutes ago, Diego21 said:

The general secretary of the Spanish Football Federation has asked  UEFA to expel Spanish teams from the Champions League, Europa League and Conference competitions and also the Spanish National Team from qualifying for the World Cup, Euro Cup or Nations League. All this as a threat so that no one expels President Luis Rubiales.

 

The mother of Luis Rubiales has entered a church this morning and has locked herself in to start a hunger strike so that they do not expel her son from her.

It is a pity that you are not Spanish and you cannot enjoy this episode as we are doing.

 

What a country...

 

 

I read this as if it was a parody or over the top exaggeration... I'm starting to think it might be real. How can this be real  

[Dougle 2881]

10 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

I read this as if it was a parody or over the top exaggeration... I'm starting to think it might be real. How can this be real  

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66637880