Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Monkeys Fist 38829]

18 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Genuinely my favourite out of all of them was Solano with the outside of his boot. The cheekiest of cheeky fuckers. 

Love that goal. Loved Nobby. 
All the others are great, but Nobby never looked liked a footballer, he looked more like an archaeology lecturer or something 

 

The Martin’s goal is rightly getting praise for the power, but this one also has no right to be as powerful as it is. 

[Alex 30456]

21 hours ago, Gemmill said:

23 minutes of back to back belters. This must be what it's like when Dr Gloom is on the decks. 

 

I had the perfect view of that Shearer goal v Everton as I was almost directly behind it in the north east corner. The tv footage doesn’t do justice to the amount of dip on the ball. Amazing assist by Shola too  

[Rayvin 4964]

10 hours ago, Dougle said:

 

The Papiss Cisse goal at Chelsea has it all. The build up, the celebration, the ground and the fucked of home supporters, the possible/probable fluke of it and of course just how fucking spectacular it was.

 

An unreal goal that probably even shouldn’t exist.

 

 

That is probably my favourite goal of all time, for all the reasons you've said really. It was fucking ludicrous.

 

We've seen some special goals at this club and some mean more than others. This one wasn't that important but I will never forget it as long as I live. I'll be showing the grandkids one day, no doubt.

[Dr Gloom 19838]

11 hours ago, Dougle said:

 

The Papiss Cisse goal at Chelsea has it all. The build up, the celebration, the ground and the fucked of home supporters, the possible/probable fluke of it and of course just how fucking spectacular it was.

 

An unreal goal that probably even shouldn’t exist.

 

defied the laws of physics didn't it? 

[Rayvin 4964]

 

[Meenzer 14068]

I still love this.

 

 

[Howmanheyman 26960]

2 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

I still love this.

 

 

'Motty', @PaddockLads favourite on there as well. 👍

[Alex 30456]

Had that much bend on it if he hit about a couple of yards further out I think it would’ve gone for a throw in 

[PaddockLad 14638]

I love Obafemi’s goal v Spurs, mostly because of the tube afterwards 

16 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

'Motty', @PaddockLads favourite on there as well. 👍

 

I think thankfully both that ocean going cunt Motson and Claridge have shuffled off to pundit purgatory since then

 

[Tom 13883]

I’ll never get my head around that goal  

 

Its like he was tired of time wasting so just belted it. 
 

“Have it!”

[Andrew 4229]

I remember him saying in the post match interview.

 

"I was tired so...i shoot!" 

[The Fish 9015]

On 11/12/2021 at 09:45, Alex said:

I had the perfect view of that Shearer goal v Everton as I was almost directly behind it in the north east corner. The tv footage doesn’t do justice to the amount of dip on the ball. Amazing assist by Shola too  

I was the opposite end and as the ball was dropping must have been the only dickhead saying "don't shoot".

 

Further proof Diego knows more than me  

[PaddockLad 14638]

Rumours sweeping Twatter that Big Dunc has walked out on Everton......Rafa dropped Digne & Alan due to them objecting to his tactics apparently...

[Gemmill 34622]

Sounds like all is well, I'm sure they're set to extend their 70+ year run in the top division.

[Howay 12462]

 

[ewerk 26467]

 

[wykikitoon 16734]

What an utter cunt

[Sonatine 10007]

 

Never forget.

[Alex 30456]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

 

Someone should’ve asked him to volley them with his nonexistent left foot 

[RobinRobin 9249]

12 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

What an utter cunt

Which one?

[ewerk 26467]

[Monkeys Fist 38829]

14 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Which one?

Neville Southall is an absolute legend of a bloke tbf. 
Have a look at the “personal life” section of his wiki page. 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neville_Southall

He’s the Anti-Owen 

[wykikitoon 16734]

Burnley match off. They're gonna have a right fixture pile up soon. The six fingered bastards will regret not switching that under floor heating on

[247 597]

Banging free kick

[247 597]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Burnley match off. They're gonna have a right fixture pile up soon. The six fingered bastards will regret not switching that under floor heating on

 

Apparently its covid but since its Burnley we are talking about im going to assume its a few to many cases of the medieval black death

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