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12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Fish was on narration but Adam cut him in favour of Diego 

He favoured the twang of the Spaniard, a footballing colloquialism a la Julio Iglesias than a young version of quintessential English in the style of a young Donald Sinden. Tough call, to be fair.

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3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

So you’re saying he’s not the only humour-sink in the village? 
 

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Steve Bruce used to live here too. And the Schmeichels. AND Yvette Fielding!

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6 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

What in Blyth?

No, dingbat. I haven't lived in Seaton Sluice for... about 20yrs?

 

Born Ashington, Seaton Sluice until 2003 ( I think), Headingly, Leeds, West London, East London, South London, Altrincham, Bramhall.

 

We all caught up?

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9 minutes ago, The Fish said:

No, dingbat. I haven't lived in Seaton Sluice for... about 20yrs?

 

Born Ashington, Seaton Sluice until 2003 ( I think), Headingly, Leeds, West London, East London, South London, Altrincham, Bramhall.

 

We all caught up?

 

Book Review: The Hobo Handbook – Mother Jones

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1 hour ago, The Fish said:

No, dingbat. I haven't lived in Seaton Sluice for... about 20yrs?

 

Born Ashington, Seaton Sluice until 2003 ( I think), Headingly, Leeds, West London, East London, South London, Altrincham, Bramhall.

 

We all caught up?

 

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2 hours ago, The Fish said:

No, dingbat. I haven't lived in Seaton Sluice for... about 20yrs?

 

Born Cuntington, Cunton Sluice until 2003 ( I think), Cuntingly, Leeds, West Cuntdon, East Cuntdon, South Cuntdon, Cuntincham, Cunthall.

 

We all caught up?

SteviefiedYP

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6 hours ago, The Fish said:

No, dingbat. I haven't lived in Seaton Sluice for... about 20yrs?

 

Born Ashington, Seaton Sluice until 2003 ( I think), Headingly, Leeds, West London, East London, South London, Altrincham, Bramhall.

 

We all caught up?

 

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Listening to Cuntsport. Apparently Grealish and Foden were photographed in a bar after the Leeds win hence why they wete dropped. 

 

Surprise surprise Alcho Brazil and Cascarino saying they're entitled to a drink and totally forgetting the rise in Covid cases and Premier League clubs moaning about postponed matches. 

 

They're fucking brain dead. 

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Yeah listening to Talksport for any extended period of time is bound to bring on some early form of dementia, it’s literally aids in audio form. They pick calls from the biggest mouthbreathers they can find who spout some absolute bollocks and then try to whip up some controversy with it. 
 

Also Simon Jordan is one of the most ego filled pretentious cunts going, hope he slips while playing tennis and the handle of his racket violates his rectum.

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