Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Kid Dynamite 6149]

9 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Two balls on the pitch at the same time? Photo finish.

 
The law says it doesn't matter if it's not interfering with play 

[RobinRobin 9660]

26 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 
The law says it doesn't matter if it's not interfering with play 

Which is why you have to have Lascelles on the bench. Shithousery 1O1 🙂 

[wykikitoon 17344]

Roy Hodgson a lot better. Whilst that's great what are palace expecting from a 76 year old? 

[Dougle 2940]

Was young once

 

[ohhh_yeah 2795]

59 minutes ago, Dougle said:

Was young once

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 9660]

3 hours ago, Dougle said:

Was young once

 

Who's grandmother is that? 

[wykikitoon 17344]

Man Utd new signing

[Howmanheyman 28026]

Like the chicken and egg scenario, is Alan Smith a boring cunt because he's a boring cunt or is he being a boring cunt because he's bored as he keeps getting games like Bournemouth v Chelsea? (0-0 on 74 mins).

[Gemmill 36186]

Put that on for the last 10 minutes of the first half and it was being played in near total silence. Looked like an awful game.

[wykikitoon 17344]

17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Like the chicken and egg scenario, is Alan Smith a boring cunt because he's a boring cunt or is he being a boring cunt because he's bored as he keeps getting games like Bournemouth v Chelsea? (0-0 on 74 mins).

He's a boring cunt. Imagine a night with him and Gareth Southgate? 

[Howmanheyman 28026]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Put that on for the last 10 minutes of the first half and it was being played in near total silence. Looked like an awful game.

 Me too, put it on for five minutes and thought 'fuck that'.

[Howmanheyman 28026]

 

"Bournemouth v Chelsea, Alan 'Nightnurse' Smith alongside me on the sleepy south coast......Aaaaand it's dead."

[Howmanheyman 28026]

Sky sad as Chelsea don't win and it's 0-0.

[RobinRobin 9660]

12 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Like the chicken and egg scenario, is Alan Smith a boring cunt because he's a boring cunt or is he being a boring cunt because he's bored as he keeps getting games like Bournemouth v Chelsea? (0-0 on 74 mins).

Yes 

[RobinRobin 9660]

12 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

He's a boring cunt. Imagine a night with him and Gareth Southgate? 

Pizza?

[Gemmill 36186]

 

 

 

[Gemmill 36186]

Here a stat for you. Chelsea have only won six games in 2023.

 

Leeds and Leicester (both relegated), Borussia Dortmund, late-stage Patrick Viera Crystal Palace, Luton (new PL whipping boys), and AFC Wimbledon (League 2).

 

Booed off by their away following yesterday.

[Dr Gloom 20234]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Here a stat for you. Chelsea have only won six games in 2023.

 

Leeds and Leicester (both relegated), Borussia Dortmund, late-stage Patrick Viera Crystal Palace, Luton (new PL whipping boys), and AFC Wimbledon (League 2).

 

Booed off by their away following yesterday.

[The Fish 9340]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Here a stat for you. Chelsea have only won six games in 2023.

 

Leeds and Leicester (both relegated), Borussia Dortmund, late-stage Patrick Viera Crystal Palace, Luton (new PL whipping boys), and AFC Wimbledon (League 2).

 

Booed off by their away following yesterday.

4th for xG, 6th for xGA. They've got enough quality to start putting them away. 

[thebrokendoll 7276]

5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

4th for xG, 6th for xGA. They've got enough quality to start putting them away. 

 

meaningless without graphs and pie charts.

just looks like an algebra sum.

Edited September 18, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[The Fish 9340]

12 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

meaningless without graphs and pie charts.

just looks like an algebra sum.

[RobinRobin 9660]

22 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Fuck's sake TBD - don't encourage him 

[The Fish 9340]

9 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Fuck's sake TBD - don't encourage him 

As if I need encouragement, ya big gallah.

[RobinRobin 9660]

[wykikitoon 17344]