Christmas Tree 4003 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 So all in all fucking shite and forgettable. Best line, "so now we know what C stands for. Best bit, the Bond theme. Don't waste your time 5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Still haven't watched a Bond film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 She makes me bite my knuckles every time i see her. Yes that could be a euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3279 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 So all in all fucking shite and forgettable. Best line, "so now we know what C stands for. Best bit, the Bond theme. Don't waste your time 5/10 The fact you think that shite dirge would be the best bit of anything speaks volumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I find that arseholes are just like opinions. I prefer my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 So all in all fucking shite and forgettable. Best line, "so now we know what C stands for. Best bit, the Bond theme. Don't waste your time 5/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tbn-VEl67g better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30767 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 She makes me bite my knuckles every time i see her. Yes that could be a euphemism. So could 'fag break' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tbn-VEl67g better. horrific Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 horrific Better than the one they went with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Better than the one they went with. I was referring to the proper Bond theme, brass ensemble and all, not the opening shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3720 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Nobody else wondering why he can't watch a film without not one, but two fag breaks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 It's not like CT is known for his goldfish-like attention span. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'm just hoping we don't have to endure another live movie review from him. I might swing by and douse his back garden in petrol. "Just started watchi-WARGLBAAHHHRLGGGLLLLLL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3720 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I was thinking more of the length of time, if he puffs at that rate he must knack loads of tabs in a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 " Anyone got a ligh...... WOOOOOOOFFFF" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 "20 minutes in, bit peckish, time to knock up some beans o.... WOOOOOOOFFFF" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I was thinking more of the length of time, if he puffs at that rate he must knack loads of tabs in a day.A girl needs something to pass the time between microwaved eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 " Hey kids, look at the rusty crap Dad dug up at the wee..... WOOOOOOOFFF" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tbn-VEl67g better. I love that song and while it does have a bit of a Bond feel with some of the arrangements and it's clearly better than the shite they went with, it would still make a poor Bond theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 " Jitterbug Jitterbug You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky-hig....Woooooofffff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 "You can dance, You can ji..... WOOOOOOF" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 "You can dance, You can ji..... WOOOOOOF" http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/24/how-well-do-you-know-your-abba-lyrics-test-your-knowledge-of-the-swedish-pop-legends-in-our-quiz-5584501/ Only 17/18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/24/how-well-do-you-know-your-abba-lyrics-test-your-knowledge-of-the-swedish-pop-legends-in-our-quiz-5584501/ Only 17/18 14/18. Not too shabby for a drinker from the hairy cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 13/18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27534 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Nobody else wondering why he can't watch a film without not one, but two fag breaks? "Hi there! Welcome to the CT film review! Well today I was watching 'Spectre', the new Bond film, the song was ok but not as good as Bassey and the opening scene was disappointing so I went for a tab, but being me I called it a 'fag'. I then posted on TT about the film so far and about my 'fag' break. The next ten minutes also lacked some action and the wifey in it wasn't that smart to be honest, (she was no Denise Welch), so I went outside for another 'fag' and also posted about that. I then went back to watch the film but remembered a scene from Corraz where Denise also smoked a 'fag' and I couldn't help thinking that her smoking a 'fag' was her piping me off! Sure there's been better fantasies such as me thinking Mike was a football genius but as fantasies go it wasn't that bad, so with that in mind I went up to the bathroom and knocked one out. I then had another 'fag' before heading downstairs to watch the rest of the film. I watched the next ten minutes before giving up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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