Dr Gloom 20149 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 someone make that his new profile pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 someone make that his new profile pic *cough @@Ant The people have spoken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 "Hi there! Welcome to the CT film review! Well today I was watching 'Spectre', the new Bond film, the song was ok but not as good as Bassey and the opening scene was disappointing so I went for a tab, but being me I called it a 'fag'. I then posted on TT about the film so far and about my 'fag' break. The next ten minutes also lacked some action and the wifey in it wasn't that smart to be honest, (she was no Denise Welch), so I went outside for another 'fag' and also posted about that. I then went back to watch the film but remembered a scene from Corraz where Denise also smoked a 'fag' and I couldn't help thinking that her smoking a 'fag' was her piping me off! Sure there's been better fantasies such as me thinking Mike was a football genius but as fantasies go it wasn't that bad, so with that in mind I went up to the bathroom and knocked one out. I then had another 'fag' before heading downstairs to watch the rest of the film. I watched the next ten minutes before giving up." Fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Revenant No dances with Wolves, bit to many drawn out dreamy scenes, far too long but areet. 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39167 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Dances with Wolves - 3h 56min Revenant - 2h 36min Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26802 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Would have been improved with a bit more Denise Welch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27534 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Hateful eight. I quite enjoyed the usually sharp dialogue you get with squashy face's films but the ending was a bit average. It wasn't bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 I enjoyed it. 7/10. Preferred The Revenant despite Tom Hardy being utterly unintelligible again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5059 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 The Revenant. Beautifully shot. Some of the settings were incredible. However I found it a bit too slow paced for me. Typical Oscar film. 6.5 / 10 I will never watch it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Hatefull Eight. Tarantino was hoping for it to be his The Good The Bad & The Ugly but whereas that film never drags for a second, I found this a bit dull when they first got to Minnie's. But it got going again and overall I enjoyed it. Thought it was better than The Revenant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 (edited) Absolutely over the moon Trainspotting 2 is being made this year, and released early next year. Robert Carlyle said the script is even better than the first one. Can't wait. "You're going to think, 'Of course he’s going to say this,' but honestly, it's one of the best scripts I've fucking read," actor says of sequelRead more: http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/robert-carlyle-talks-trainspotting-2-its-a-beautiful-thing-20151120#ixzz3wvxA8pdF Follow us: @rollingstone on Twitter | RollingStone on Facebook Edited January 11, 2016 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18043 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Absolutely over the moon Trainspotting 2 is being made this year, and released early next year. Robert Carlyle said the script is even better than the first one. Can't wait. "You're going to think, 'Of course hes going to say this,' but honestly, it's one of the best scripts I've fucking read," actor says of sequel Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/robert-carlyle-talks-trainspotting-2-its-a-beautiful-thing-20151120#ixzz3wvxA8pdF Follow us: @rollingstone on Twitter | RollingStone on Facebook Have you read Porno? It's good but no Trainspotting. Can imagine it would make a good film though as it has a stronger narrative. Think they've left it a bit long as well though. The characters are supposed to be approaching middle age in the book iirc. Carlyle is 54 now though so getting long in the tooth for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Have you read Porno? It's good but no Trainspotting. Can imagine it would make a good film though as it has a stronger narrative. Think they've left it a bit long as well though. The characters are supposed to be approaching middle age in the book iirc. Carlyle is 54 now though so getting long in the tooth for this. I have read Porno, that was set 10 years after Trainspotting the book, this is set in our time now, 20 years later and rumour has it Begbie has calmed down a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Sounds nothing like Porno then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 The Intern. Slushy job but really enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Under The Skin. Just fantastic. Score is phenomenal and directing is stunning. So unapologetically warped and fucked up. There is a scene on a beach that is brutal. You will never have a one night stand again. Taped it off film 4 over christmas. Came downstairs with the baby at 1am and thought i'd put it on for ten minutes till he settled. Ended up watching all 2 hours. Thought it was brilliant. Was sad to see so many negative comments on here when I searched. Happy to find this one solitary endorsement. Agree about the beach, especially watching it holding a baby Watched The Road this afternoon. Average. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 The Revenant. Beautifully shot. Some of the settings were incredible. However I found it a bit too slow paced for me. Typical Oscar film. 6.5 / 10 I will never watch it again. Watched it last night and thought the same, I understand how difficult a lot of the scenes were to shoot and how well acted etc it all was but it still wasn't particularly entertaining to watch. Hardy, Di Caprio and that Domnhall Gleeson were all good in it but the film didn't live up to all its hype for me. I also thought Birdman was utter bilge so Inarritu will be upset to know he's on thin ice with me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Birdman was pretentious shite but I liked the Revenant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Birdman was pretentious shite but I liked the Revenant. I enjoyed it for sure, just unsure of all the hype. I'm sure Alejandro is gutted about my review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4006 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Taped it off film 4 over christmas. Came downstairs with the baby at 1am and thought i'd put it on for ten minutes till he settled. Ended up watching all 2 hours. Thought it was brilliant. Was sad to see so many negative comments on here when I searched. Happy to find this one solitary endorsement. Agree about the beach, especially watching it holding a baby Watched The Road this afternoon. Average. I said I liked it - I just wanted more explanation - I've watched it again since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Taped it off film 4 over christmas. Came downstairs with the baby at 1am and thought i'd put it on for ten minutes till he settled. Ended up watching all 2 hours. Thought it was brilliant. Was sad to see so many negative comments on here when I searched. Happy to find this one solitary endorsement. Agree about the beach, especially watching it holding a baby Watched The Road this afternoon. Average. A friend of mine recommended Under The Skin to me recently so I might have a watch of it. The Road is far and away the most depressed I've ever been watching a film! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30767 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 The Road is far and away the most depressed I've ever been watching a film! Preferred the original with Zorba the Greek in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Preferred the original with Zorba the Greek in it La Strada? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30767 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Si Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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