The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[Dr Gloom 24669]

  On 31/01/2022 at 14:33, Gemmill said:

 

I just want us to sort Lingard and then tonight becomes about whether Ekitike has got the stones for it. He just becomes icing on the cake if it happens. 

 

I totally understand btw. If i was 19 and just finding my feet in Ligue 1, I'm not sure a relegation battle in the North East of England would look all that sexy. 

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chinese mouse balls 

[Dr Gloom 24669]

 

 

[Alex 38408]

  On 31/01/2022 at 14:38, Gemmill said:

Nice family. Sounds more like the new Anelka than the new Henry.

 

 

 

 

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Well we can sell him to Real Madrid for a profit after he wins us the double in that case. 

[wykikitoon 24455]

  On 31/01/2022 at 14:44, tinofbeans said:

rumours are we are after carrasco from athletico madrid. proper player. i do hope so... 

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I think that's already been said it wont happen in this window.

[wykikitoon 24455]

  On 31/01/2022 at 14:41, Gemmill said:

Merson should get that mole looked at. 

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It gets bigger every week.

[wykikitoon 24455]

SSN Saying Ibangyamam is at the airport on the way to Barceleona and apparently Arsenal are surprised as nothing has been agreed yet  

[Dr Gloom 24669]

  On 31/01/2022 at 15:03, wykikitoon said:

SSN Saying Ibangyamam is at the airport on the way to Barceleona and apparently Arsenal are surprised as nothing has been agreed yet  

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[Monkeys Fist 47201]

  On 31/01/2022 at 14:41, Gemmill said:

Merson should get that mole looked at. 

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No he shouldn’t. 
 

[wykikitoon 24455]

Merson thinks if Everton sign Alli its the signining of the window

[wykikitoon 24455]

Merson is fucking blotto man.  Thought Lingard was a perm move, then told it was a loan.  What a fucking mong.

[Monkeys Fist 47201]

  On 31/01/2022 at 15:11, wykikitoon said:

Merson thinks if Everton sign Alli its the signining of the window

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Point of order- no he doesn’t. 

[wykikitoon 24455]

 

Says it all

[NJS 4806]

  On 31/01/2022 at 15:15, wykikitoon said:

Merson is fucking blotto man.  Thought Lingard was a perm move, then told it was a loan.  What a fucking mong.

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It would be a great move for him.... but he should stay and fight for his place... 

 

 

[wykikitoon 24455]

WTF Holoway looking smooth as fuck  

[trophyshy 7726]

  On 31/01/2022 at 14:47, Monkeys Fist said:

6 minutes?
 

Show off.

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There was a canny few adverts.

[wykikitoon 24455]

Apparently Bruno isn't wow enough for Merson.  He fucking hates us doesn't he  

[Ayatollah Hermione 15463]

Trippier isn’t an outstanding signing apparently  Where do they find this lot

[Chaser 1488]

Merson hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, his mouth is moving before his brain is telling it what to say. Can't believe he still gets a gig on SSN, I think Gemmill probably has more international player knowledge than he does. 

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[Alex 38408]

Merson’s definitely got an issue with NUFC in general. What a massive shame he’s gambled away most of his money. 

[scoobos 299]

Hoping for Lingard - thinking he could be our next Rob Lee.

[Tom 14607]

Apparently Dele Alli is his way to Everton and Spurs got FORTY MILLION for him 😬

[Tom 14607]

  On 31/01/2022 at 15:46, Alex said:

Merson’s definitely got an issue with NUFC in general. What a massive shame he’s gambled away most of his money. 

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Make no mistake he’ll have loved the past 14 years under Ashley. 

 

He’ll have to go back on the drink for the next 14.

[wykikitoon 24455]

  On 31/01/2022 at 15:49, Tom said:

Apparently Dele Alli is his way to Everton and Spurs got FORTY MILLION for him 😬

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Aren't they constraied by FFP?

[PaddockLad 20224]

It’s a free initially then  10 million after 20 games for Dele Ali…..that seems bizarre…

[Dr Gloom 24669]

  On 31/01/2022 at 15:49, Tom said:

Apparently Dele Alli is his way to Everton and Spurs got FORTY MILLION for him 😬

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eh? i thought everton were knackered by FFP. and where the fuck do they get £40m from?