The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[thebrokendoll 7106]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I'd offer Man United something a lot closer to what they want at this stage. 5.5 hours left and we're officially in the brown kegs zone. 

 

Now is the time to shit ourselves and parp a gigantic offer directly into their faces. 

 

rapidly approaching the time of day where we need to hope mandy can ask ashley if she can play with his chopper.

[Monkeys Fist 38815]

8 minutes ago, Howay said:

 Even if it was unfair (which to be crystal clear it absolutely is not) does he think it is less fair than the PL blocking the takeover they eventually went on to allow? If they’d have allowed it when they fucking should have we could have done all this (likely more) last summer and never been in the position of needing to use this, perfectly fucking fair, approach. 

He’s from Hampshire so he’ll still be a bit salty that his team is shit since  Ferguson retired. 

[Polarboy 2124]

 

If Hope is correct it would seem the 'ammers have no chance of getting Lingard, so if it's just us and them who are serious for him then it would appear that Lingard will either stay or come to us. 

Edited January 31, 2022 by Polarboy

[wykikitoon 16728]

Aye would be daft to let them have him

[Alex 30452]

14 minutes ago, Howay said:

 Even if it was unfair (which to be crystal clear it absolutely is not) does he think it is less fair than the PL blocking the takeover they eventually went on to allow? If they’d have allowed it when they fucking should have we could have done all this (likely more) last summer and never been in the position of needing to use this, perfectly fucking fair, approach. 

Why’s it an issue for a struggling team but not for a team gunning for the title? Because that seems to be the inference here? Total double standards anyway as it’s perfectly within the rules. And like you allude to, we’re only having to do this because of the takeover being blocked for 18 months to try and protect the interests of the ‘big 6’. The ones who wanted to walk away from the league 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

 

Pack of cunts running Man United, like

[Kid Dynamite 5938]

 

Whilst I'm happy with our signings so far, Chris Wood as the only attacking reinforcement is concerning 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Fuck

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Hijack the Ramsey deal for the crack 

[Asprilla 96]

Reckon that hard balling MU cost us there

[Gemmill 34606]

Pretty devastating to our deadline day, but also fucking hilarious what Man United have been reduced to. Looking over their shoulders at West Ham and 18th placed Newcastle. 

[Dr Gloom 19838]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

Pack of cunts running Man United, like

i can understand why they wouldn’t want to let him go given what’s happened with greenwood but it’s a bit of a cunt’s trick if they’re breaking this news to us now. I can only guess the greedy cunts weren’t happy with our offer. 

 

Is there a plan C forward lined up? 

[Gemmill 34606]

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 19838]

1 minute ago, Asprilla said:

Reckon that hard balling MU cost us there

yeah but they were taking the piss with this survival fee. Worked out at about £1m per game for Lingard all in. 

[wykikitoon 16728]

Oh well asm best get his finger out. At least Bruno will help. 

[thebrokendoll 7106]

5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Whilst I'm happy with our signings so far, Chris Wood as the only attacking reinforcement is concerning 

 

quite a lot concerning I reckon.

here's hoping weghorst is really shite.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Whilst I'm happy with our signings so far, Chris Wood as the only attacking reinforcement is concerning 

Yep. For a team fighting to survive and poor at scoring, not getting another striker is a potentially big error.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

NOT NOW, GRANT PRINGLE

[Howay 12461]

We should have enough. Pretty much a new back line. A new CM that can link play, which hopefully leads to more chances. 

[Monkeys Fist 38815]

10 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Noted, Manchester B team …, noted. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Aye. The amount of goals we drop from winning positions shows that it’s the back four that needed addressed. There’s still time for us to get somebody on loan as well. Ring about 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

I demand something outrageous before 11pm

[Winston 41]

So just Matty Targett today. Disappointing

[ewerk 26441]

Sign Defoe just for the LOLZ.

[MrBass 2254]