Transfers, 2023-24 season

[thebrokendoll 6516]

stupid scouse cunts.

 

I'm a huge admirer of the aforementioned michelle keegan. I've got infinitely more chance of prising her away from mark wright.

Edited April 4 by thebrokendoll

[Howmanheyman 22898]

7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

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If Ashley was still here......

 

[wykikitoon 14231]

Ian doilum sport. Slack cunt 

[Dr Gloom 17668]

55 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

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they can get to fuck  

[Alex 26665]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

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His desire to play in the Champions League scuppered the deal 👍🏻

[Gemmill 29692]

 

3 different summer budgets depending on PL finish. 🤤🤤🤤

 

[Dr Gloom 17668]

49 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

3 different summer budgets depending on PL finish. 🤤🤤🤤

 

[aimaad22 2550]

[Meenzer 12758]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

3 different summer budgets depending on PL finish. 🤤🤤🤤

 

[Howmanheyman 22898]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

3 different summer budgets depending on PL finish. 🤤🤤🤤

 

 

A: A lot 

B: Even more 

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C. We're ganna need a bigger bank.

Edited April 4 by Howmanheyman

[sammynb 2542]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

A: A lot 

B: Even more 

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C. We're ganna need a bigger bank.

 

You just know the renovations include a new trophy cabinet!

[Howmanheyman 22898]

6 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

You just know the renovations include a new trophy cabinet!

 

Also a big new studio for the magedia with an extended carpark as we can't expect the magedia to rely on the Magetro just in case there's a Sunderland home game and there's a carefully selected* strike on the same day.

 

*Selected by the mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen.

[RobinRobin 7559]

11 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

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[Dr Gloom 17668]

 

A lot of the same names continuing to crop up 

[Kid Dynamite 5043]

Not sure Harvey Barnes would make sense when we've just spent £45mil on Gordon in the same position. 

Ward Prowse isn't any better than our current CMs. I'd take Tierney though 

[Gemmill 29692]

Harvey Barnes is one of only 7 English players to have scored 10 or more PL goals this season. 

 

I'm the stat man. Beeeee ba ba bada bo. 

[aimaad22 2550]

33 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

A lot of the same names continuing to crop up 

 

 

And we can continue to hope it's utter shite, because that list is completely underwhelming, other than Tierney perhaps.

 

[Dr Gloom 17668]

In Eddie we trust 

[tinofbeans 81]

52 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

 

 

And we can continue to hope it's utter shite, because that list is completely underwhelming, other than Tierney perhaps.

 

Yep, tierney is probably good enough, mctominay is shit, ward prowse can’t cover enough ground for what we want, though he’d be a good plan b for free kicks. Barnes is good enough. Him and Maddison would be very useful. 

[Howay 11665]

They’ve been correct about precisely fucking nothing so far, so I’m going to assume it’ll be the same this summer. We aren’t qualifying for the CL against all odds and signing Scott McTominay, he was likely a January target that’s firmly in the rear mirror now. 

[Dr Gloom 17668]

7 hours ago, Howay said:

They’ve been correct about precisely fucking nothing so far, so I’m going to assume it’ll be the same this summer. We aren’t qualifying for the CL against all odds and signing Scott McTominay, he was likely a January target that’s firmly in the rear mirror now. 

crsig hope reckons we’re preparing different targets depending on what flavour European football we end up with. He could be the conference league option. 
 

And tbf, some signings came out of nowhere (Bruno, burn). Others were trailed well before they finally signed (Botman, Isak)

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 2790]

Could we be pranking Manure? Keep leaking that we’re going to buy McTominay they whack a ridiculous amount on him and he ends up staying because no one will pay it while we laugh like fuck and buy some foreign kid?

 

makem like imagination there from yours truly.

[Polarboy 2117]

Buying those four would be a colossal waste of money given what what their clubs will be asking for them. Hopefully, as some have already said, it's all paper talk based on nothing. 

[Dr Gloom 17668]

Apparently Man U have quoted us £50m for McTominay

 

[Dr Gloom 17668]

There might be something in KCG’s theory