Bruno Guimarães

[Howay 12496]

  On 29/01/2022 at 19:47, wykikitoon said:

Apparently nee relegation release clause in his contract.

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What an absolute bloke! He’s like nah lads no chance of that relegation shite so don’t even waste the ink on the clause. Must push his balls around in a wheelbarrow, which might make him slower than we think he is but still faster than Longstaff. 

[ohhh_yeah 3099]

 

 

[Tom 14360]

That’s not a flip  

[Dr Gloom 24420]

Makes Robbie Keane’s trademark celebration look impressive. My six year old daughter does better cartwheels. Call off the deal 

[strawb 4801]

  On 29/01/2022 at 23:55, Dr Gloom said:

Makes Robbie Keane’s trademark celebration look impressive. My six year old daughter does better cartwheels. Call off the deal 

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Show off

[Gemmill 53116]

Still no official announcement? Wonder if it'll be tomorrow morning when the French stock exchange reopens. 

 

 

8am for us if so. 

[Kid Dynamite 8031]

  On 30/01/2022 at 05:39, Gemmill said:

Still no official announcement? Wonder if it'll be tomorrow morning when the French stock exchange reopens. 

 

 

8am for us if so. 

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Could be waiting til after tomorrow to announce all new signings together? 
 

Also sounds like we only have 2-3 staff trying to spin 10 plates currently, so formal announcements will be on the backburner 

[Alex 38025]

  On 29/01/2022 at 23:55, Dr Gloom said:

Makes Robbie Keane’s trademark celebration look impressive. 

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It’s shit but nothing is that shit 

[Dr Gloom 24420]

Who told him cartwheels and rolly pollies were a good look? 
 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

  On 29/01/2022 at 23:40, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

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Not quite the Lua Lua quality of celebration 

[thebrokendoll 10948]

  On 30/01/2022 at 09:19, Dr Gloom said:

Who told him cartwheels and rolly pollies were a good look? 
 

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not too dissimilar to my stumble in the woods a couple of weeks ago actually.

[Howay 12496]

  On 30/01/2022 at 05:39, Gemmill said:

Still no official announcement? Wonder if it'll be tomorrow morning when the French stock exchange reopens. 

 

 

8am for us if so. 

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This single post shows how fucking brutal Ashley was  from completely apathetic about football to googling when the Paris Exchange opens in the hope of our next player announcement, you love to see it. 

[Polarboy 2317]

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[wykikitoon 23988]

It's official

Breaking News on SSN

[wykikitoon 23988]

 

 

 

[Christmas Tree 5487]

Call me  

[wykikitoon 23988]

 

 

[Jimbo 175]

Now official....

[Sonatine 12385]

 

[wykikitoon 23988]

Texted a mate who's an Arsenal fan.

Replied 'Money talks, hope he's shit'

 

[Howmanheyman 38281]

  On 30/01/2022 at 16:05, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

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Have RTG produced any reports from ancestry.com to ascertain whether he or Burn are MLF's yet?

 

[Alex 38025]

  On 30/01/2022 at 17:18, Howmanheyman said:

Have RTG produced any reports from ancestry.com to ascertain whether he or Burn are MLF's yet?

 

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[wykikitoon 23988]

  On 30/01/2022 at 17:14, wykikitoon said:

Texted a mate who's an Arsenal fan.

Replied 'Money talks, hope he's shit'

 

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May I add,  This cunt supports Leeds and Arsenal and even has a half and half scarve to show for it too  

[Kid Dynamite 8031]

Officially our record transfer 

 

 

[Diego21 2203]

BRUUUUNOOOOOO

 

42M€

 

8M€ in Bonus (most of them in case of no relegation)

 

OL kepps the 20% of the capital gain of the next transfers