The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers

[Renton 27788]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Same great passages of play.  Some dreadful too.

 

Pope could do with a couple of clean sheets to calm him down again.

 

Yeah, the best and worst of us this game, stressed out to fuck watching it. Think it's because our defence no longer looks impregnable. Was nice while that lasted... 

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

BIG WIN 

 

ISAK HAS TO START AHEAD OF WILSON NOW

 

YES I'M SHOUTING

 

SO FUCK

[Renton 27788]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

You slagged Wilson for wearing gloves but not Bruno for his long sleeved vest. You’re basically Hitler son  

 

Their Goalie was wearing lilac tights. Nowt said by the G man I noticed. 

[Monkeys Fist 50751]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Where the fuck is @thebrokendoll? Did Ugly Mackems put a hit out on him? 

He bought some dodgy pills after the final, had a massive acid flashback and has been living under a bush on Hampstead Heath ever since, living off raw rabbits and dog turds. 
 

 

Maybe. 

[Dr Gloom 26363]

1 minute ago, Anorthernsoul said:

BIG WIN 

 

ISAK HAS TO START AHEAD OF WILSON NOW

 

YES I'M SHOUTING

 

SO FUCK

100% Isak starts 

[Chaser 1919]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He bought some dodgy pills after the final, had a massive acid flashback and has been living under a bush on Hampstead Heath ever since, living off raw rabbits and dog turds. 
 

 

Maybe. 

Hes been off since Feb 19. Is he fully broken or eloped with Noelie?

Edited March 12, 2023 by Chaser

[aimaad22 6003]

4 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

I'm going for a nervy 2-1 win. We're due a couple of goals. 

 

Gemmil will beat the drums with tiny schlong but let's be clear on who made the difference here. 

 

[PaddockLad 22505]

4 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Their Goalie was wearing lilac tights. Nowt said by the G man I noticed. 

That’s it, I won’t tolerate this any longer. He’s up in front of the standards committee in the morning

[Isegrim 11895]

I could do with less shithousing and more goalscoring tbh

[Monkeys Fist 50751]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

That’s it, I won’t tolerate this any longer. He’s up in front of the standards committee in the morning

Bad news- I’m the Standards Committee.  

[PaddockLad 22505]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Bad news- I’m the Standards Committee.  

 
Sorry, you’re obviously correct. That should be the low standards committee

[Toonpack 15600]

Despite the uproar by the twatterati thought BDB was excellent

[trophyshy 9004]

I’d like to thank Gemmill for stepping up to the call and so graciously giving birth to a magnificent new era. 3rd place beckons   

[Howay 12496]

3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Despite the uproar by the twatterati thought BDB was excellent

The ones complaining will be the first to whinge when they see that Targett isn’t very good even if he did get the chance. 
 

Very good win that, important too. Thought we really deserved it, Trippier needs to switch his head back on, Pope as well as the two of them have been making odd decisions recently. That was one of Willocks best games for us, Murphy had a good game, ASM too so I’d keep the same front three that started. I think Miggy is really good coming on in that situation as he struggles against sides that sit deep so once we went a goal up he become a good option - really good movement by him for the goal. 

[wykikitoon 28558]

Redknapp still saying it was a sending off.  Fucking clueless. 

[wykikitoon 28558]

I wonder what Jimmy Flloyd is listening to.

[Surreymag 71]

Good win 2 great goals. I also did not think it was a sending off for Pope but let’s stop passing the ball back  for him mis control just saying. 

[MrBass 4205]

39 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Here we go. Newcastle the only club in world football that takes the piss to run the clock down. 

 

These lads clutching their pearls. The same blokes that call the big 6 "streetwise" and "clever" when they do the same. 

Funny how they failed to mention it when Wolves were doing it at 1-1

[NJS 5302]

Also I remember the nailed on pen we should have had down there. 

[PaddockLad 22505]

16 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

I’d like to thank Gemmill for stepping up to the call and so graciously giving birth to a magnificent new era. 3rd place beckons   

Gemm-oebels

[thebrokendoll 14267]

thank the lord all fucking mighty for that.

would've preferred something a bit more convincing.... but hey! 

[thebrokendoll 14267]

52 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Where the fuck is @thebrokendoll? Did Ugly Mackems put a hit out on him? 

 

living in fear of alan the shit driving instructor from north shields me.

 

[tinofbeans 93]

16 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Redknapp still saying it was a sending off.  Fucking clueless. 

Anything that tit says isn’t worth listening to. 

Edited March 13, 2023 by tinofbeans
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[GrahamTaylor5 1783]

I am happy with this. Their goal came after a long passage when we seemed to sit back and let them at us. I feel sorry for Pope and Trippier as their mistakes, one leading to the goal came from a slip. I noticed that Miggy ended up on his backside as well. I feel very pleased seeing the improvements in ASM. It is also really good to see how well Isak has played, showing how well Howe has handled the full situation. I think Murphy was good today but it is scary to think how good we could have been with Gordon on. The future feels bright. We let them have a 10-20 minute spell in the second half but then proved good enough to push on and win. I feel that these are good signs. 

[wykikitoon 28558]

Casemiro sent off means a 4 match ban.