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[Dr Gloom 26327]

Can’t believe we haven’t got anything out of that game. Better team throughout - even with 10 men we had them pinned back second half.

 

I thought Gordon’s red card was soft but it was rash and he gave VAR a decision to make.

 

I thought Liverpool were rubbish. We outfought them, outran them and looked hungrier throughout.

 

Gutted that Tonali and Joe could have picked up serious injuries. The chairman has to get the cheque book out now. 

Chuffed for Osula - give the lad a chance!

 

Bruno put in a captain’s performance. Love him 

[Gemmill 63116]

I thought Slot's this is not football patter was absolute bollocks at the end there. They've spent hundreds of millions, we're down to 10 men, and he expects us to try and play them at their game? 

 

Eddie Howe has got his number and he knows it. Fucking Humpty Dumpty face. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I thought Slot's this is not football patter was absolute bollocks at the end there. They've spent hundreds of millions, we're down to 10 men, and he expects us to try and play them at their game? 

 

Eddie Howe has got his number and he knows it. Fucking Humpty Dumpty face. 

This is what I come back to. These clubs are allowed to spend billions of pounds to assemble sides that look fucking bang average 60% of the time. Whereas we have to meticulously scout players, rely on an unbelievable coach to develop them and absolutely max out their potential and have our finances scrutinised within an inch of their life. And we’re STILL going blow for blow with them. It’s no wonder that they’re inventing restrictions quicker than they can implement them, they’re so used to being able to make expensive mistakes and feel no consequences that now a team has come along with the backing, the recruitment and the manager, they’re fucking shitting it.

[Chaser 1919]

I thought Slot was trying to be a bit humble to start. Looked sheepish as did vVD but then he started chatting bollocks about there being little football. Needs to learn humility before he goes the way of Klopp. 

[Monkeys Fist 50678]

7 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I watched it on some american channel called fubo.

I can stand about 5 seconds of phlegm face before thinking its a tragedy the cunt wasn't in the centre paddock in '89. 

[GrahamTaylor5 1783]

So before the game our midfield were going to play dirty etc. 

 

Tonali injured during an off the ball incident.

 

Joelinton injured while a player runs through the back of him for their 5th professional foul after a yellow card.

[Dazzler 16161]

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I thought Slot's this is not football patter was absolute bollocks at the end there. They've spent hundreds of millions, we're down to 10 men, and he expects us to try and play them at their game? 

 

Eddie Howe has got his number and he knows it. Fucking Humpty Dumpty face. 

This is not football? Like at the end of the first half when they were a goal up with a man advantage and taking weeks to take set plays. He’s not wrong, he’s just got the teams mixed up the doctor X’s downsie brother looking cunt.

[thebrokendoll 14232]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

This is not football? Like at the end of the first half when they were a goal up with a man advantage and taking weeks to take set plays. He’s not wrong, he’s just got the teams mixed up the doctor X’s downsie brother looking cunt.

 

he's the second coming of a dutch nonce.

[Rayvin 8347]

Liverpool have always been, and will always be, a club of pathetic, whining victims. Nice to see Slot is keeping the tradition alive.

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

How the fuck were the team who overturned a 2 goal deficit with 10 men wasting time?! My hand is hovering over the fraud alarm. Half a billion to make a team worse. Some going

[Dazzler 16161]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

How the fuck were the team who overturned a 2 goal deficit with 10 men wasting time?! My hand is hovering over the fraud alarm. Half a billion to make a team worse. Some going

Half a billion spent and not one signing made in their most vulnerable position.

[Dazzler 16161]

3 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

he's the second coming of a dutch nonce.

I think there’s been more than two like.

[thebrokendoll 14232]

Just now, Dazzler said:

I think there’s been more than two like.

 

aye. fair enough.

[catmag 653]

If Isak doesn’t want to be a part of a team that does THAT when we’re down to 10 men then fuck him. Let him go and play for the soulless wankers. 
 

Just had a message from manc-mag asking if anyone knows the number for a trauma helpline like they had after Take That split up… 😆

Edited August 25 by catmag

[ohhh_yeah 3621]

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 3621]

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

Get some depth in just in time to lose 4 players  

[Monkeys Fist 50678]

3 minutes ago, catmag said:

If Isak doesn’t want to be a part of a team that does THAT when we’re down to 10 men then fuck him. Let him go and play for the soulless wankers. 
 

Just had a message from manc-mag asking if anyone knows the number for a trauma helpline like they had after Take That split up… 😆

Tell the Grey Man , or Foplite, if you will, that if he wants to communicate with the denizens of this board, HE’S STILL GOT AN ACCOUNT AND CAN POST ! 
 

We won’t give him grief for pointy shoes or just fucking off for years… much 😂

 

 

[ewerk 39193]

Gutted with that result.

 

On another day with an actual striker we win that. Gordon had two great chances that a proper number nine puts away. 
 

The sending off was a joke. He tried to pull out of it but left studs down van Dijk’s calves, it’s a yellow and final warning, never a red.

 

What happened Tonali? Tripps went over to him and told indicated that he’d been elbowed? Where was VAR then?

 

I’ve no idea where the injury time came from. Schar was down for a bit but it never seemed like there should be 11 minutes added on.

 

Their winner was a killer. We switched off just at the last minute but that’s the difference between us and a side able to bring options off the bench while we have Will Osula.

[RickC137 15]

Long time lurker just posting to say you are my favourite NUFC forum I tried the mag for a while and got banned a few times but you guys are the real deal.

 

So keep up the good work, fuck LFC and all the plastic toxic waste that floats around the shit hole that is Anfield.

 

So long as Eddie is our leader our day will come.

[Isegrim 11889]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

I’ve no idea where the injury time came from. Schar was down for a bit but it never seemed like there should be 11 minutes added on.

Fergie time. It’s what “big” teams get against smaller teams either a man down. I was expecting 7 minutes, 8 at worst but 11 minutes were as much of a joke as the extended added time in the cup final.

[ewerk 39193]

2 minutes ago, RickC137 said:

Long time lurker just posting to say you are my favourite NUFC forum I tried the mag for a while and got banned a few times but you guys are the real deal.

 

So keep up the good work, fuck LFC and all the plastic toxic waste that floats around the shit hole that is Anfield.

 

So long as Eddie is our leader our day will come.

Fuck off, Rick.

[Holden McGroin 9890]

I liked the look of Ramsey. Hall was class when he came on as well.

 

Looks like this team v Leeds?

 

             Pope

Trips-Malick-Burn-Tino

 

Bruno-Miley-Ramsey

Elanga              Barnes

            Big Willy

 

Big chance for Miley to show us what he has got now.

Edited August 25 by Holden McGroin

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

6 minutes ago, RickC137 said:

Long time lurker just posting to say you are my favourite NUFC forum I tried the mag for a while and got banned a few times but you guys are the real deal.

 

So keep up the good work, fuck LFC and all the plastic toxic waste that floats around the shit hole that is Anfield.

 

So long as Eddie is our leader our day will come.

Good man, hang around and hate everyone else with us

[ohhh_yeah 3621]

 

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