catmag 336 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Exploratory surgery could mean anything. A 92 year old laparotomy is never an enticing prospect at the best of times.. I do know what exploratory surgery could mean, doctor I was more laughing at the 'experts' on breakfast tv this morning. "yerrrrs they're probably going to pop a little camera in his tummy and then he'll be in for a fortnight.." Ah, if only all 92 year-olds were afforded such a luxury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Just checking, nursey. Oh yeah, disgusting inequality. Cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Found out I'm graduating with a 2:1 in English Language. Painfully close to a 1st but 2:1 was what I was aiming for so can't complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6039 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Congrats. I got a 2:1 in my English degree. Was painfully close to a 2:2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14797 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Congrats to all the clever fuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Congrats Nyff. Now, go get a fucking job you wastrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6039 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 My post was supposed to be self deprecating btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14128 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 It's the thought that counts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Anyone looking for a place to live in Brighton? http://www.gumtree.com/p/flats-houses/lodger-required/1021568193 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27347 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I took a phone call about this time eight years ago, telling me to get back home as waters were breaking for a second time in three years. (I was at work!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14797 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) Happy birthday Miss Howman Edited June 12, 2013 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27347 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Unlike older Miss Howman she likes football. She's getting a Juventus kit amongst her pressies as she thinks their black & whte shirt looks better than ours and she thinks Pirlo looks 'cool'. (she's eight and she can 'meg' the boys at football.). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 One of me mates has two girls . When waiting for the birth of the younger one he made no secret of his wish for it to be a boy . She was subsequently christened Eve and for the first few years he called her Steve to compensate . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Fairly certain my dad was desperate for me to be a boy. I've no idea if that's why I ended up a total tomboy or not, but somehow my older sister got away with not liking football at all and I'm stuck for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Fairly certain my dad was desperate for me to be a boy. I've no idea if that's why I ended up a total tomboy or not, but somehow my older sister got away with not liking football at all and I'm stuck for life. You mean like walking past people you know outside of The Free Trade and punching them on the arm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 You mean like walking past people you know outside of The Free Trade and punching them on the arm? I didn't want to interrupt your conversation. Soft shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Yack!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2341240/Craig-David-boasts-incredibly-worked-body--taken-far.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27347 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Yack!! http://www.dailymail...-taken-far.html There's a link on there to....... .....Uma! (So itsa no so bad). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Lack of symmetry going on there like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Yack!! http://www.dailymail...-taken-far.html My ouse mate met Craig David on Bank Holiday Monday and... well, you know the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35254 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Did they end up chilling on Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Did they end up chilling on Sunday? They did indeed. She's honestly been told to let him know if she's ever in Miami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 She looks canny Fish, have you filleted her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12841 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 That looks like a Craig David impersonator. Or my mate Are you sure it's not my mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 She's batcrap crazy, yet in a sweet way. She's fit. She's a Doctor. No, of course I haven't "filleted" her. The kind of girl who could miss her flight, yet convince the check in staff to get her on the next one and charm the gate person into bumping her up to Business Class, miss her check in at the hotel and initially be told there's no room at the inn, but somehow get an upgraded room, bump into an old pop star who invites her to look them up when next she's in Miami and spend the evening on private yacht party to which she wasn't invited.* *all four of these things have actually happened, though not in the same holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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