PaddockLad 14911 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Who the fuck gets married on a Sunday?.....apart from my cousin, because the most expensive wedding venue in Edinburgh is cheaper then, apparently.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I've got a wedding on Sunday as well, 4pm! And then we're going to a pub in Croydon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Don't worry- I'm not. Took today off and having a proper BH weekend, including a wedding in Northumberland on Sunday. It's supposed to be lovely weather-wise on Sunday. Where's the wedding at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20166 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 it's fucking 9 degrees and raining here. this year ha been utterly depressing weather wise. currently weighing up whether to try and sweat my hangover out at the gym, or eat my way through it at pizza express. the latter is seeming more appealing right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4274 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Who the fuck gets married on a Sunday?.....apart from my cousin, because the most expensive wedding venue in Edinburgh is cheaper then, apparently.... It is a bank hol this weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Up at Newton by the Sea C*th. I'd normally give a Sunday wedding a wide berth too PaddockLad, but its a bank holiday Monday so it's a free pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14911 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 It is a bank hol this weekend Up at Newton by the Sea C*th. I'd normally give a Sunday wedding a wide berth too PaddockLad, but its a bank holiday Monday so it's a free pass So it is, been on backshift all week so am a bit all over the place....working Monday at 4pm too I've got one in a few weeks on a Friday...the present mrs PL is a solicitor's secretary, and hes invited us both to to whole fuckin thing...service, "wedding breakfast" (wtf??!!) and the evening do. I'll know about 3 people there and as a subbie I'll lose a shift's dosh. I asked why I just couldnt come to the evening do and was told that someone didnt want to go on their own, despite them knowing plenty of people going. Tbf, her boss is generally a good lad, but I dont see why I should lose money because he's saving his own by not getting married on a fuckin Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Console yourself with the knowledge that when his new mrs. meets you, she'll instantly regret her haste, and know she's settled for inferior goods. Works for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20166 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 So it is, been on backshift all week so am a bit all over the place....working Monday at 4pm too I've got one in a few weeks on a Friday...the present mrs PL is a solicitor's secretary, and hes invited us both to to whole fuckin thing...service, "wedding breakfast" (wtf??!!) and the evening do. I'll know about 3 people there and as a subbie I'll lose a shift's dosh. I asked why I just couldnt come to the evening do and was told that someone didnt want to go on their own, despite them knowing plenty of people going. Tbf, her boss is generally a good lad, but I dont see why I should lose money because he's saving his own by not getting married on a fuckin Saturday. plenty of scope to make up some of your lost funds by consuming more than your share of bubbles, drinking the wedding breakfast dry of wine then making a tit of yourself on the dance floor so they soon regret ever inviting you - my usual tactic at a wedding where i barely know anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14911 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 plenty of scope to make up some of your lost funds by consuming more than your share of bubbles, drinking the wedding breakfast dry of wine then making a tit of yourself on the dance floor so they soon regret ever inviting you - my usual tactic at a wedding where i barely know anyone. Goes without saying! Console yourself with the knowledge that when his new mrs. meets you, she'll instantly regret her haste, and know she's settled for inferior goods. Works for me Got the invitation with her parents name and address on it.....know the family, they live in an avenue overlooking the sea near where Teddy Sheringham lived when he played for Pompey....but I know theyre only two genrations out of a fuckin caravan so the pykey cow can shove it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18050 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Most my peers were wed long ago and some are getting divorced now. Is this a second wave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9240 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Gotta go to Emsworth for a 40th on Sunday. Me and the lass will be the youngest adults there by a good 10yrs, so I'll be playing up to that and getting everybody else to get us drinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14911 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Gotta go to Emsworth for a 40th on Sunday. Me and the lass will be the youngest adults there by a good 10yrs, so I'll be playing up to that and getting everybody else to get us drinks Tight Fish-ted? Emsworth is niiiiiice...if you get a chance nip down to Bosham...its so pretty it makes me cry...the Saxon church there is on the Bayeaux Tapestry and an infant daughter of King Canute is buried there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 the present mrs PL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9240 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Tight Fish-ted? Emsworth is niiiiiice...if you get a chance nip down to Bosham...its so pretty it makes me cry...the Saxon church there is on the Bayeaux Tapestry and an infant daughter of King Canute is buried there.. Doubt we will get the chance to do anything to be honest, but thanks. Oh, I'm not cheap, it's just that I don't get paid until Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Clement Freud used to introduce his (one and only) spouse as "my first wife", on order to "keep her on her toes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I've started playing the triangle in my local reggae band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 how's it goin "and ting" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I just stand there and ting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 That cunt Bridger has been found guilty, i hope they tear him to pieces inside. Apparently he told a priest inside he flung her body into a river. Horrifying details of his life suggest otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4010 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I sometimes think the shite they come out with after pleading not guilty is one of the worst aspects -must be terrible for the family when they don't just admit it and say the body is there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 He worked in an abattoir, i dont think there is a body anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27577 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I've said it before but I just wish these foul cunts had just one or two moments of self awareness or a flicker of humanity before they commit these acts and either seek help or just top themselves and save people unimaginable pain and grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Any of the squareheads watch The Gadget Show ? Gave it a whirl tonight and it would be a canny show if they just calmed the fuck down a bit . That right said fred bloke with the lisp ffs , he's too much him . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Zany! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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