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Hi lads just a quick update about Master T we were allowed to visit him in the mental hospital at Ryhope yesterday it's the first time we've seen him in 6 days. He was allowed to go to the local Asda

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And for the record, at 6 foot 2 and living a hefty long haul flight away from home. Recline every time, never had a problem with the person in front of me doing it and I'm definitely not going a 30 hour flight without tilting back to sleep. 

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Best to sit near the front. Five reasons. First, the sensation of climbing and descending is lessened, you can't see the whole aisle look like a ski slope. Second, turbulence is less bad. And most importantly third, you get the trolley first so  I can neck 4 bottles of wine to stop my shaking and ease the tension on my white knuckle as I repeat the lord's prayer on a loop. Fourth, you're near the toilet to hoy up if necessary. And fifth,  if you're at the very front, no selfish cunt can recline on you.

 

I fucking hate flying me.

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4 hours ago, Renton said:

Best to sit near the front. Five reasons. First, the sensation of climbing and descending is lessened, you can't see the whole aisle look like a ski slope. Second, turbulence is less bad. And most importantly third, you get the trolley first so  I can neck 4 bottles of wine to stop my shaking and ease the tension on my white knuckle as I repeat the lord's prayer on a loop. Fourth, you're near the toilet to hoy up if necessary. And fifth,  if you're at the very front, no selfish cunt can recline on you.

 

I fucking hate flying me.

 

Fuck sitting at the front

 

 

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Meanwhile, British couple David and Sally Abel, from Northampton, remain on the cruise ship after testing positive for the virus - known as Covid-19.

Their son, Steve Abel, confirmed the diagnosis on Wednesday, following doubts over the results the previous day.

Speaking on BBC Breakfast, Steve said his father told him his diagnosis had been confirmed again by an English-speaking doctor and the couple are waiting to leave the ship for treatment.

David Abel, from Northamptonshire, previously suggested on Facebook that there had been a "massive communication error" before saying that he had "indeed tested positive for the virus".

:lol: The daft cunt refused to believe he had it until it he saw an English speaking doctor.

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I've just been out to lunch.  Walked past a homeless guy who looked frozen.  I asked if he wanted a sandwich and a coffee.  So went to Greggs got him one.  Whilst I was getting it, some old bag muttered something.  I asked her what she said.  She said

 

'I called you a complete mug for feeding that drug riddled man'

 

WTF!

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39 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I've just been out to lunch.  Walked past a homeless guy who looked frozen.  I asked if he wanted a sandwich and a coffee.  So went to Greggs got him one.  Whilst I was getting it, some old bag muttered something.  I asked her what she said.  She said

 

'I called you a complete mug for feeding that drug riddled man'

 

WTF!

 

Ignore her. People like her think that drug addicts were once happy and fulfilled people who just woke up one day and decided to start a heroine addiction. And moreover, apparently she thinks they should just starve to death.

 

We'd be better off entirely if people like her starved instead.

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