Alex 5,649 Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: every cunt reclines in long haul man, even in economy. if you don't. you're getting fuck all sleep If you sleep on long haul you’re a cunt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,649 Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Rayvin said: @Andrew Happy birthday mate Yeah, happy birthday Andrew. You cunt 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PaddockLad 2,653 Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 (edited) Hey @Andrew do you say Fush und Chups yet? Happy birthday anyway 😁 Edited February 14, 2020 by PaddockLad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew 889 Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 32 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Hey @Andrew do you say Fush und Chups yet? Happy birthday anyway 😁 Cheers not quite but "yeah nah" and "yis" have slipped through. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew 889 Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 And for the record, at 6 foot 2 and living a hefty long haul flight away from home. Recline every time, never had a problem with the person in front of me doing it and I'm definitely not going a 30 hour flight without tilting back to sleep. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,752 Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 I never recline and I wish nothing but the worst for people that do. I once had some German cunt spin round in his seat wanting to know why my knees were digging in the back of his seat. Well mate, it's because you're a cunt. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,039 Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 I travel by boat but send my staff ahead by plane. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 3,725 Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 I sit on the wing of the plane. Every so often, I need to hold on as it turns but otherwise, it's the only way to travel. When I need a drink, a stewardess simply opens the window and hands me a small can of Stella Artois and I have a piss whenever I pass over France. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,089 Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 Best to sit near the front. Five reasons. First, the sensation of climbing and descending is lessened, you can't see the whole aisle look like a ski slope. Second, turbulence is less bad. And most importantly third, you get the trolley first so I can neck 4 bottles of wine to stop my shaking and ease the tension on my white knuckle as I repeat the lord's prayer on a loop. Fourth, you're near the toilet to hoy up if necessary. And fifth, if you're at the very front, no selfish cunt can recline on you. I fucking hate flying me. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strawb 830 Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 Fanny 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,039 Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 1 hour ago, strawb said: Fanny Is that one of the perks of flying 1st class? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,161 Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Renton said: Best to sit near the front. Five reasons. First, the sensation of climbing and descending is lessened, you can't see the whole aisle look like a ski slope. Second, turbulence is less bad. And most importantly third, you get the trolley first so I can neck 4 bottles of wine to stop my shaking and ease the tension on my white knuckle as I repeat the lord's prayer on a loop. Fourth, you're near the toilet to hoy up if necessary. And fifth, if you're at the very front, no selfish cunt can recline on you. I fucking hate flying me. Fuck sitting at the front Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tdansmith 1,026 Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Fuck sitting at the front that is an awesome video, but don't watch it with sound on coz the background music will do your tits in 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tdansmith 1,026 Posted February 17, 2020 Report Share Posted February 17, 2020 Maybe I'm being a bit paranoid but there are five Peruvian owls sat on a fence looking in my window I think they're Inca hoots 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tooner 125 Posted February 17, 2020 Report Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: Maybe I'm being a bit paranoid but there are five Peruvian owls sat on a fence looking in my window I think they're Inca hoots wrong thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tdansmith 1,026 Posted February 17, 2020 Report Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 minute ago, tooner said: wrong thread I know, but at least it got us talking albeit randomly 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NJS 772 Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 Anyone got a handle of this story about Mackems abusing snakes? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,232 Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 Quote Meanwhile, British couple David and Sally Abel, from Northampton, remain on the cruise ship after testing positive for the virus - known as Covid-19. Their son, Steve Abel, confirmed the diagnosis on Wednesday, following doubts over the results the previous day. Speaking on BBC Breakfast, Steve said his father told him his diagnosis had been confirmed again by an English-speaking doctor and the couple are waiting to leave the ship for treatment. David Abel, from Northamptonshire, previously suggested on Facebook that there had been a "massive communication error" before saying that he had "indeed tested positive for the virus". The daft cunt refused to believe he had it until it he saw an English speaking doctor. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 1,008 Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 I've just been out to lunch. Walked past a homeless guy who looked frozen. I asked if he wanted a sandwich and a coffee. So went to Greggs got him one. Whilst I was getting it, some old bag muttered something. I asked her what she said. She said 'I called you a complete mug for feeding that drug riddled man' WTF! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheGingerQuiff 1,632 Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 The size of the backlog at work and this cunt is out doing charity work 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rayvin 1,321 Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 39 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I've just been out to lunch. Walked past a homeless guy who looked frozen. I asked if he wanted a sandwich and a coffee. So went to Greggs got him one. Whilst I was getting it, some old bag muttered something. I asked her what she said. She said 'I called you a complete mug for feeding that drug riddled man' WTF! Ignore her. People like her think that drug addicts were once happy and fulfilled people who just woke up one day and decided to start a heroine addiction. And moreover, apparently she thinks they should just starve to death. We'd be better off entirely if people like her starved instead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tdansmith 1,026 Posted February 23, 2020 Report Share Posted February 23, 2020 RIP Mad Mike, he thought the world was flat, it isn't. His rocket is https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51602655 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,232 Posted February 23, 2020 Report Share Posted February 23, 2020 He’s definitely earned that nickname. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 2,998 Posted February 24, 2020 Report Share Posted February 24, 2020 Took a snow day & walked up the street for scran. Great entertainment watching numpties slide down the hills and abandon their cars. Hazard lights all over the shop. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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