Gemmill 53516 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 On 22/12/2023 at 13:22, PaddockLad said: I can’t finish for Christmas till I’ve got all the lights on in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton 🥳 and I can't get all the lights in in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton til I've finished sniffing the seats. Expand TRUTH! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 On 22/12/2023 at 13:22, PaddockLad said: I can’t finish for Christmas till I’ve got all the lights on in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton 🥳 Expand That's one muckle ladies bathroom your photographing there you old perv. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38631 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 On 22/12/2023 at 13:22, PaddockLad said: I can’t finish for Christmas till I’ve got all the lights on in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton 🥳 Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20138 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 (edited) Not gonna lie, it’s been fuckin great 😀 Edited December 22, 2023 by PaddockLad 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13184 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 22/12/2023 at 13:00, Renton said: You'll find yourself doing this all the time whether you like it or not in a couple of decades. Fortunately us pharmacologists have devised treatments for it, it's what i'm working on now as it happens. We really are ace. People should worship big Pharma, not deride us. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13184 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 22/12/2023 at 12:28, Howmanheyman said: 12.26 today.... What a sad, sad cunt I am. Expand I'm more worried about those who are on at 4am in the UK. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 20/12/2023 at 20:29, Renton said: This is a bit left field, but have you considered trying Brown's bar? Expand Closed years ago apparently . No pianos so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38631 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 I can't think why CT is so bothered about wanting to see this pianist again? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13184 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Good news for Mrs Gemmill and Mrs CT 🙂 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Just been to sainsbury's. It's fucking dead. Lush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15409 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Shopping all done and dusted for me. What isn’t though is FUCKING WRAPPING. I despise it to my very core Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34863 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 That’s why gift bags were invented. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 24/12/2023 at 10:19, ewerk said: That’s why gift bags were invented. Expand Or paying for someone else to do it in the shop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38257 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 (edited) Btw, anyone calling this time of year*: ’Twixmas Fuck off, keep fucking off and then, when you get there, fuck off some more * I assume this applies to no one on here Edited December 27, 2023 by Alex 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38631 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 27/12/2023 at 13:39, Alex said: Btw, anyone calling this time of year*: ’Twitxmas Fuck off, keep fucking off and then, when you get there, fuck off some more * I assume this applies to no one on here Expand I hadn't heard of it till now. Cheers, Alex. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38631 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Anyway, barely sat down in the bar yesterday when one of my mates said, 'Are you working yet?' I told him I wasn't before he slowly looked away and said 'Fucking lazy cunt.' Which made me laugh. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38257 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 27/12/2023 at 13:44, Howmanheyman said: I hadn't heard of it till now. Cheers, Alex. Expand Sorry 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12530 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 27/12/2023 at 13:48, Howmanheyman said: Anyway, barely sat down in the bar yesterday when one of my mates said, 'Are you working yet?' I told him I wasn't before he slowly looked away and said 'Fucking lazy cunt.' Which made me laugh. Expand Our current run of form is ENTIRELY down to you being a fucking lazy cunt I'll have you know. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 27/12/2023 at 17:37, Toonpack said: Our current run of form is ENTIRELY down to you being a fucking lazy cunt I'll have you know. Expand He needs to be firing out CVs this Twixmas instead of sitting in bars drinking OUR tax dole. Fucking bludger. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12530 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 (edited) On 27/12/2023 at 17:43, Monkeys Fist said: He needs to be firing out CVs this Twixmas instead of sitting in bars drinking OUR tax dole. Fucking bludger. Expand If I win the lottery I'm going buy a box at SJP for Toontastic use. I am also going to start a company solely to employ the twat during match hours Edited December 27, 2023 by Toonpack 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 27/12/2023 at 18:15, Toonpack said: am also going to start a company solely to employ the twat during match hours Expand Business description on HMRC. “ Paying Howmanheyman to watch the match- lick iz!” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12530 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 27/12/2023 at 18:54, Monkeys Fist said: Business description on HMRC. “ Paying Howmanheyman to NOT watch the match- lick iz!” Expand FYP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 The probability of you drinking a glass of water that contains a molecule of water that also passed through a dinosaur (you know, dinosaur pee) is almost 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Just got back from the “Wedding Celebration “ of a former very good friend. They got married in October. Not only was it today, when nobody can be arsed, but it was in The Legion. I’m reporting them to the ECHR for crimes against humanity. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24537 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 I fucking hate this time of year. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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