The Fish 8989 Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 PasTeal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 (edited) When I die I want to come back as a http://theoatmeal.co...s/mantis_shrimp Edited April 9, 2013 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 8989 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 http://www.thephotomag.com/2013/03/behind-scenes-shots-from-popular-movies.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/iranian-scientist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine-that-can-predict-the-future-8568147.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 26830 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I've just wrote a song about a tortilla, well actually it's more a wrap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 OMG! The young lass who's just closed Britains Got Talent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 OMG! The young lass who's just closed Britains Got Talent! Has your penis actually dropped off now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Has your penis actually dropped off now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4220 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Just got a belting phishing email ATTN: RE-CHANGE OF ACCOUNT, THIS IS IN REGARD TO OUTSTANDING PAYMENT, I AM DR KINBERLY ALBERT; THE NEWLY APPOINTED DIRECTOR UNITED NATIONS; LEGAL AFFAIRS, SECURITY AND INVESTIGATION, THE SECRETARY-GENERAL BAN KI-MOON AND HIS DECISION MAKING BODY, HAS DIRECTED ME TO INVESTIGATE YOUR FUND AND TO MAKE SURE THAT WE APPROVE ALL OUTSTANDING DEBTS OWNED TO FOREIGN BENEFICIARIES BY THE GOVERNMENT IN AFRICA AND UK IN THIS 3 QUARTER OF THIS FISCALYEAR 2012. THIS DECISION WAS TAKEN BASED ON THE ANOMALIES AND INABILITY OF THE BANKS IN NIGERIA/LONDON TO RELEASE YOUR FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT;WHEREBY IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT SOME DIRECTORS IN THESE BANKS WERE DIVERTING FOREIGN BENEFICIARIES PAYMENT TO ANOTHER ACCOUNT OF THEIR CHOICE OVERSEAS. IN VIEW OF THIS, DURING OUR INVESTIGATION I FOUND OUT THAT; AN ACCOUNT WAS SUBMITTED TO DIVERT YOUR FUND TO A GERMANY ACCOUNT. BELOW IS THE ACCOUNT SUBMITTED AND I WANT YOU TO CONFIRM IF YOU ARE AWARE OF THE NEW DEVELOPMENT BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT EFFECTING PAYMENT TO THE ACCOUNT STATED BELLOW TODAY. BENEFICIARY: CERSTIN WENGER SHENOUDA. BANK: FRANKFURTER BANK A/C NO.: 367840545 SWIFT CODE: 50050201 FINALLY, BE INFORMED THAT A PAYMENT INSTRUCTION HAS BEEN ISSUED AND FORWARDED TO THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERNATIONAL MONITORY FUND IN FAVOR FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND TO THE ACCOUNT ABOVE WITHOUT ANY FURTHER PREJUDICE. BUT THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN APPROVE THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT YOU CONFIRMING IF YOU HAVE CHANGED YOUR ACCOUNT FOR YOUR FUND TO BE TRANSFER TO THE BENEFICIARY: CERSTIN WENGER SHENOUDA BANK ACCOUNT IN GERMANY. CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY FOR FURTHER CLARIFICATION TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE GIVING INSTRUCTION TO TRANSFER YOUR FUND TO THE ABOVE ACCOUNT TODAY.IF YOU FAIL TO CONTACT THIS OFFICE ON OR BEFORE 78 HRS FROM NOW THEN WE WILL NOW WIRE THE FUND TO THE GERMAN ACCOUNT. THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION. WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE YOURS FAITHFULLY DR. KINBERLY ALBERT UN OFFICE OF LEGAL AFFAIRS SECURITY AND INVESTIGATION Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Just got a belting phi Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like Are you having a stroke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22146859 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I have a strict no fancy dress policy. It's completely unacceptable to expect that of people. Just don't go. Or do something like wear a stripey scarf, announce yourself as a Timelord on arrival and then take the scarf off for the rest of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5908 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Agreed. It's not because I'm afraid of looking daft either, it's the whole 'look how fucking crazy I am' vibe I hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I have a strict no fancy dress policy. It's completely unacceptable to expect that of people. Just don't go. Or do something like wear a stripey scarf, announce yourself as a Timelord on arrival and then take the scarf off for the rest of the night. Is this in direct response to someone/thing? It looks like it is, but I can't see the original? Or am I going mental? p.s. fwiw I can't be arsed with fancy dress either and (like J69), it's not about being afraid to look daft, it's the forced jollity of it all. Zaniness can get fisted by a clown on a fucking unicorn for all I care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Aye ewerk had a post about a fancy dress he has to go to. He's since deleted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26346 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 It was in reference to my reluctance to make an effort for an upcoming fancy dress party. I seem to have accidentally deleted the original post. I've since managed to find most of what I need in my existing wardrobe so minimal arsedness required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Aye ewerk had a post about a fancy dress he has to go to. He's since deleted it. It'll be because he's dead keen on the night and now three very disparate people have poopooed the idea he's wanting to pretend it never happened. Shady that ewerk, I've always said as much. I hear he once punched a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I have a strict no fancy dress policy. It's completely unacceptable to expect that of people. Just don't go. Or do something like wear a stripey scarf, announce yourself as a Timelord on arrival and then take the scarf off for the rest of the night. When I was at uni, I got into a huge slanging match because I didn't want to dress up as a pirate for a night out ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 (edited) When I was at uni, I got into a huge slanging match because I didn't want to dress up as a pirate for a night out ffs. Why? Which costume did you want to wear? Edited April 15, 2013 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Why? Which costume did you want to wear? Remarkably close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 i don't mind a bit of fancy dress personally. superb crack a bestival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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