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  On 08/06/2014 at 12:25, Monkeys Fist said:

Cthulhu innit.

Even the Elder Gods get peckish.

CT taken up swimming?

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If ever a name was ripe for mispronunciation.....

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South African MPs have complained the meals served in the restaurant at Parliament are too fattening, it seems.

 

In fact, they say the meals on offer are so unhealthy they're causing obesity among parliamentary ranks, the Times Live website reports. Members are apparently "nice and slim" when they are elected to office, but "they all go out obese", says Sheila Sithole, an MP for the ruling African National Congress (ANC).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-27764071

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It's Fist Jnr's 4th birthday today, got him what he'd been asking for, an Optimus Prime Transformer that's all singing, all dancing, 1000megatons etc etc.

After playing with it in its robot form , he asked me if I'd turn it into the truck.

" Aye, no bother son, pass it here"

 

Looked at it,

 

 

 

Tried moving a few bits

 

 

Read the instructions which followed this principle,

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20 minutes later, the fucking thing is still a robot.

 

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He's getting an Action Man next year.

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:D

 

Fours years old?

 

Get him something in a big cardboad box, make it into a den and watch a happy contented child play for ages. Chuck toy out 12 months later when it's beyond any reasonable doubt he never, ever, ever plays with it. Ever. Keep the box though. :good:

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  On 11/06/2014 at 13:13, Christmas Tree said:

Someone needs to revisit posts 4 years ago and see what was afoot!

probably a few births

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  On 11/06/2014 at 15:29, Monkeys Fist said:

He wanted to grow a beard, fucking hipster.

Beards are fucking quality. Pirlo, Vikings and me are proof of that.

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  On 11/06/2014 at 16:05, Meenzer said:

 

Stevie won't know where to start with that statement.

Doesn't matter, won't be able to read/hear it through my awesome beard.

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  On 11/06/2014 at 16:11, Meenzer said:

 

Oo, when did you get yourself one of those?

Oh, whaddya know, Words can hurt. Even through this beard.

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