Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 You can picture what would've happened mind. Him- " You people ruined my whole life, don't expect me to show mercy today. No one disrespects me and gets away with it. I'll teach you peo...." *random charver cuts him off, " Here man, ya focken radge, are yee mental? Nee one's focken massacring nee cunt without giving iz a focken tab forst! ( can I borrow 50p for me bus fare, an'all mate?)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26352 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 I have just paid for my breakfast with my phone, making me the coolest man on Toontastic. A title instantly invalidated by the fact that the breakfast was from McDonalds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2416 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Saves having to use the jaws of life to retrieve your wallet from your skinny jeans you fucking hipst.... oh McDonalds. Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Coming in to the final furlong now. I started month 9 of my chemo today, my memory is truly shit, I scoff 44 tablets between now and Sunday, then 3 weeks break. 3 more months to go, I'm not me at the minute. 6 months chemo totally fucks most people, but its taken 9 months to fuck me and it has. My memory lasts 5 minutes, I'm like a fat goldfish just now with these cunts insisting I do no weight/hard athletic training till December. I got weighed today 108kgs. The heaviest I've ever been, 17 stone. Fucking embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4864 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Wonder if this idiot has ever posted on here?.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11758845/Ex-Newcastle-College-student-plots-Anders-Breivik-style-massacre-at-campus.html Finally tracked down Fop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14587 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 That sounds dreadful mate are there any other side effects? How's your barnet fairing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14587 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Finally tracked down Fop. I think I joined not long before he stopped posting....from what folk have said he was a fuckin space cadet with knobs on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) That sounds dreadful mate are there any other side effects? How's your barnet fairing? Just tired as fuck. I don't feel depressed, because in five minutes time, I'll forget what depressed means. I'm not all there man. Wor lass is even winning arguments these days. I tell you another side effect, I have very little passion to go to the opening game against Southampton and that has never happened. Edited July 28, 2015 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14587 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Just tired as fuck. I don't feel depressed, because in five minutes time, I'll forget what depressed means. I'm not all there man. Wor lass is even winning arguments these days. That's the fuckin end like Women....they're all spiders by nature,just waiting for you when you're at your weakest then they strike... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26847 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 That's the fuckin end like Women....they're all spiders by nature,just waiting for you when you're at your weakest then they strike... I told the missus to change her name the other day to Emma Roid as she was being a fucking pain in the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I told the missus to change her name the other day to Emma Roid as she was being a fucking pain in the arse. On form lately yee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Making the big move to Brussels tomorrow, have the packing company here now. Certainly not my favourite thing to do in life, especially the unpacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Keep going Stevie, nearly there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 (edited) Keep going Stevie, nearly there! Whey aye, I have good days and bad days. I used to take the piss out of people who had a lot to say, but basically said fuck all, there's prominent ones been on here years with four letters in the main part of their screen names, but that's me at the minute too. Me brain is like a Talbot Avenger with a fucked up engine. Anyway I'm passed whinging, thanks a lot Kitman. Edited July 29, 2015 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26847 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Whey aye, I have good days and bad days. I used to take the piss out of people who had a lot to say, but basically said fuck all, there's prominent ones been on here years with four letters in the main part of their screen names, but that's me at the minute too. Me brain is like a Talbot Avenger with a fucked up engine. Anyway I'm passed whinging, thanks a lot Kitman. "Hmmmmnnn.........Four letters..........main part of their screen names indeed!.........Lots to say but who in point of fact, do not actually say anything at all?.........Watson! Inform the OB I'll be taking up this intriguing case forthwith." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26352 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Making the big move to Brussels tomorrow, have the packing company here now. Certainly not my favourite thing to do in life, especially the unpacking. I thought you already lived in Brussels, or somewhere equally as pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 (edited) Making the big move to Brussels tomorrow, have the packing company here now. Certainly not my favourite thing to do in life, especially the unpacking. Class place. I went there during Euro 2000, it really is different, huge hills in the city centre, decent chippies believe it or not and they're chips are like wors. "2 bags of freets pet." I'd definitely go back if the toon played Anderlecht. There's even LADBROKES in the centre. Edited July 29, 2015 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 "Hmmmmnnn.........Four letters..........main part of their screen names indeed!.........Lots to say but who in point of fact, do not actually say anything at all?.........Watson! Inform the OB I'll be taking up this intriguing case forthwith." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Light at the end of the tunnel Steve! Keep on keeping on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I thought you already lived in Brussels, or somewhere equally as pointless. Harsh but Tbf, it's no Vienna - snoozeville that place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I thought you already lived in Brussels, or somewhere equally as pointless. In Luxembourg and it's not pointless. Wonderful place to live in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Class place. I went there during Euro 2000, it really is different, huge hills in the city centre, decent chippies believe it or not and their chips are like wors. "2 bags of freets pet." I'd definitely go back if the toon played Anderlecht. There's even LADBROKES in the centre. I lived in Brussels 25 years ago. Yeah the chips are good there, the beer also. Of course the Mussels and chips every Friday goes down a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Which city would top the most pointless city rankings, I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I'll kick things off... Birmingham? Apparently voted dullest city not just in the UK, but the whole of Europe on trip advisor. Twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5912 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I needed a cheap oak mirror the other day so went to Sunderland cos I thought there would be a plethora of cheap shops, literally the ugliest city in Britain. 2/3rd of all shops are closed down, a pound shop, charity shop or betting shop. Truly horrific Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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