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I take you're considering the dutch sicknote being available ? Brave move!

theres a lot of cynicism creeping in here. I can't decide whether or not yous deserve to hear the tale of the night I pulled a bond girl.

Actually on second thoughts TBD is clearly full of shit. That’s him in the background.

You could have asked her mate Claire for a date with me.

When she retired from acting she donated her jaw to Minnie Driver

That's exactly what I'm telling you.

I was always into lasses football, tbf....

Why do you think we hang around here?

He'd be gone even before Crawley for me.

Hall has a chance of playing tomorrow apparently.

Ban both of these until they learn that moustaches are for fucking weirdos.

I think there was a better than 50% chance that he nearly pulled Paul Walsh.

Dee Hepburn? It's getting worse! She'd have been a catch if it was the 80s?

Thought I recognised her. And yes Ghostwatch is her crowning achievement.

Only @Rayvin left, howling into cyber space about President Farage

you see your theory lacks credibility because it's not the first time I've had a celebrity gush like a fountain. not long after moving to cheltenham, so late 80s/early 90s I was in the rotunda pub and a minxy young maiden was getting all doe eyed and pouty every time I looked in her direction. turns out this lustful lass was dee hepburn out of gregory's girl. sadly I was on a pub crawl and had to go and leave her to forever rue her missed opportunity.

Absolute legend as always

McCullum's got to go like. He will still insist they got their preparation spot on, no doubt

TBD: [to his lass] "I think Lilly Allen fancies iz, she's smiling at me." Lilly Allen: [grimacing, turns to her mate] "Fack me, I've got really bad heartburn today."

We have Harrison Ashby out on loan too, he plays right back. So he'll be third fiddle behind the centre mid and the ageing, CTE riddled centre half.

Only most of you. I'll just be nearly dead.

So we recall Targett and play Scharr or Miley on the right? This is getting fucking ridiculous.