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Been getting right in to these lately. although it has to be said that your man on guitar definitely models himself on Nigel Tufnel.

Per the bbc, they've won 12 of 14 tests when they've had to chsse in 4th innings under Stokes and McCullum. Also first team in Ist class history to win when other team has 5 centurions.

I’d say he doesn’t know what the fuck he wants.

Fyp.

Brenda

That was class - still an incredibly daft/arrogant choice to bowl first but you cant complain when they win

US intel suggests all 3 nuclear sites are largely intact, and that any delay posed to Iran's development in this field is measured in months rather than years. Well worth it, I'm sure.

What a superb five days, the joys of retirement, roll on next week !!!

Just back from a weekend in Glasgow. The less said the better 😬

https://www.teamtalk.com/newcastle-united/transfer-news-advanced-talks-james-trafford-burnley-sources

Off to the Wylam Brewery now to see some lads called Start to End play Prefab Sprout’s 1985 MASTERPIECE Steve McQueen in full and might round off the two day effort with Father John Misty at the Sage tomorrow if I buckle to temptation through the day tomorrow

I haven't got cystitis.

We wouldn’t be bidding unless we’d already got word that the player is interested. Up to him now to dig his heels in and go on strike. Sorry, I’ve just realised who he plays for.

just the very mention of his name gets me all weak at the knees. the one and only, silky voiced, mediterranean hearthrob....

Piece of piss tbh

I heard Cranberry juice helps

One of the daughters has come back from holiday with the lurgy and I have a feeling I've got it, it's not here yet but it's in the post I can feel the first signs of it so better make the most of tonight before it fully kicks in.

This is the same one who said he would drive him to SJP as hes shit

My BIL, THE SCAN CUNT! Said if we pay £55m for him we've had our pants down

Of course I'm taking her out to a restaurant you knacker. Happy anniversary to you and Mrs Rents. 30 years of you and stained glass dreams, where did the time go? She deserves a medal the size of a frying pan.

We should have had a buy back clause on Anderson, seeing as we gave them the deal of the century. £20m for a keeper as likely to get near the first team as Demis fucking Roussos.

you definitely get an exciting prospect from abroad for a lot less than the prices mooted for Elanga or Semenyo. We’ve been linked with Bakayoko, Kubo, Kuhn et Al but sounds like Eddie prefers PL experience this time.

Perhaps we can bump the offer up by giving them the Greek keeper back