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There used to be a shop on Tynemouth front street called “ R. Strain Antiques”. Always got me

They will probably just sell him to their hotel for 75m to do some work there tbh.

They cant have been performance enhancing drugs as he was shit so we can only assume it was fentanyl.

I’m not so sure it’s good news for Chelsea. I’d have thought they’d take a big hit to their P&L were he to be unavailable for a couple of years. If they sack him then they’d take a massive hit.

The man from Boldon, he say:

Even without considering Villa who'll hammer them, the way they think they're going to get points off West Ham, Palace and Brentford suggests a rude awakening

How to spend a day in San Sebastián eating pintxos. Basque country is fucking amazing.

Now just a knocking shop or a students flat if it's off chillie road?

Did they fuck “gift” us a goal either. They were caught out by a faster, stronger team’s high press. I suggest they get used to that

How convenient for Chelsea. Someone who's been utter dog shit on a massive contract

So they categorise Burnley, Brighton, Brentford, Fulham and Bournemouth as a bigger draw than the massive lads fans of Netflix?

They'll have a fit when they see what Man U think of them:

imagine the cunts who failed the interview when keith landed the job as a moderator over there man.

Probably just trying to drive up the price for us.

I mean he’ll get paid more but he’s unlikely to start as many games for them. How many players do they need?

Understood

Oh, hai Antonio

Taking that 3-0 fucking walkover as some sort of positive it’s a shame it’s not an Olympic year as Keith would have a chance of a gold medal in the mental gymnastics category

The Magpie's 'nest'. The upstairs flat was the 'boardroom' for a meeting in May 1892 between the directors of Newcastle East End and the recently folded Newcastle West End where the decision was made for East End to move to West End's ground at St James' Park with the idea of attracting West End's fan base too. Essentially the birth place of the club we know today.

"Whose brain, did you give him? Don't say it was Abby Normal again?!" "No, not him." "Who, then?" It was....... Keyth." "Noooooo!"

Had to nervously walk from the delerious away end to meet my uncle at his car, he was in the posh seats, after this: Edit P.S. Glen fucking Keeley