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Catchy https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c9dq5d41p33o

I’m not sure the Orca’s have made it past the big fuckin’ weir between Amble and Warkworth mind Unless you’re not wanting to frighten the poor things, in which case, fairy nuff.

So he's off against his will then.

We need 3 points for CL. 4 points is no more use to us than 3 from a CL qualification point of view. We'd still have to win our last game to be sure. So baaaallls to taking a point now, let's get the three we need tomorrow or get beat trying.

I don't know like, you'd still get wykiki moaning about his bike ride being held up by your funeral cortege, DEAD CUNTS

We're still 3rd with a game in hand on the teams in 4th and 5th. They both won last night and they still sit below us. We need to get past this idea that we're probably going to be the ones to blow it, because the evidence really isn't there for it.

We're not at the bottom of the table any more lads, it's all about keeping winning these days. You can't rely on other teams dropping points, you have to earn it The good news is the team are now mentality monsters, they'll be going in with no fear tomorrow against lego-heads arse dropping southern fannies

I’d take a point now but depends which NUFC turns up Isak is due to give someone a nightmare game like the first leg cup game

Definitely squeaky bum time I’ll take a point now

Fully hypothetical. But what would have happened if either Spurs or Man Utd have been relegated? I.e would they have still qualified for the CL?

Its basically "Use our list of approved ones or fuck off" Shite

I had to neep meself when I read that

Hopefully. I think 3 at the back either way though

I think Botman will start. Howe never really properly committed to the notion that he wouldn't be available in the press conference.

That’s what I was thinking. Probably the best way for us to set up without Joelinton available

Just guessing but I assumed they were made Asian betting partner because it was more straightforward than buying them out of the shirt deal after the takeover. As Ashley no doubt negotiated a long term shite deal that the club was tied into. Very little to see here imo.

Man Utd nearly pulled a point out of the bag tbf. Still not convinced Maguire was offside

Excuse Moi! All ready to get off to Warkworth any day now. Just waiting for the Orcas to fuck off

Didn’t realise Fun88 were still lingering about tbh. I was never really certain they’re a real company so makes sense that they’re not

You act like you don’t constantly curse is with predictions of rival’s demise or our success.

Anyone genuinely expecting Spurs and Man United to do us favours was out of their head. They’re 16th and 17th for a reason and they’ve basically written off the season since about February

I’m sure the MLFs have responded to that sensibly

A lot closer to where they’ll all live too

Looks like Emi Martinez is off to Saudi. Might scupper any plans we have of buying Jacob Ramsey