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I'm fucking crying at that 😂😂😂😂

We spent £15m on Osulu who I doubt will ever make the grade here. But if he does that will be down to Howe and his team. I don't think DCL or Ferguson are ideal to be honest but I'd hazard a guess Howe would get more out of the latter especially with the best years in front of him (hopefully). Lets see what Big Mitch can conjure up.

Always sensible to get murdered during the grading process. End up in a lower division where you can shine. Or not. 🙂

I was thinking that when Wyki was talking about the Vietnam war at school. At his age I was learning about the Napoleonic wars and earlier. When did history get so recent? 🙁

After seeing about 3000 marginally different AI generated variations of a new club logo in the last 24 hours I'm hopeful that the next graphic design expert to fill out a prompt will finally crack the code with the placement of the magpie(s), the castle, the river and the contentious matter of stars and foundation year. It's in your hands now Ian from Byker.

I love Eddie's responses to any questions on finance - a polite "don't know" equivalent moves thing along to the next question efficiently. In the pre-match presser when asked about Chelsea's sale of a hotel and their women's team a lesser man (like me, Klopp etc) would have gone on a rant about uneven playing fields and the like, but not our Eddie.

On the English one, after this season if he wasn't a club trained player we'd be looking to move him on. This could be both good and bad for Longstaff himself as I think he would be a very good starting option for a newly promoted side and here he is only going to get significant minutes in an injury crisis or in the odd cup game.

Green t-shirt or gtfo.

Poker Face S2 is on Sky and Now. Still class.

I shouldn’t laugh but I’ve been cracking up at this all day

That 'backpass' man Fuck Me.

The lad who just scored the winner is a "special, special player" for whom there'll be "some big bids in the summer" according to RTG. Transfermarkt has his value at £4m.

1985. I’d been working at the Calvert Trust was just starting out on my “rattle all the tarts” period.

He's absolute chod like, even at this level. Sunderland have been jammy as owt here like.

If they come up, that Onion is going to wear VAR out, 2 pens could easily have been given against the cunt.

I’m howling Bubble burst within a minute

coventry equaliser!

fucks sake. well and truly jinxed that!

Fucking hell. It's only going to get worse on here from now onwards regarding nostalgia. Wykiki: "Eeeh, we played t'Subbuteo when ah were young, none of this t'EA Sports rubbish.... " HMHM "Why aye man, jumpers fro goal posts man down Walker way, climbing up the bombed out houses, Japs and Commandos....." PL "Hoots Mon, Ken that one we played with the sheep? No even allowed nowadays..." Gemmill "Aye, I had Kevin Tom's Football Manager on me speccy, I remember it didn't even have xG stats correct mind......"

commentator has just said about le fee thst he's clearly on a higher level of competence than every one else on display. he's been completely anonymous in probably the worst hour of football I've ever watched in my fucking life. I obviously know fuck all about the beautiful game because all the mackems £20/30m generational talents have completely passed me by.

You'd like to think so but we voted for Brexit, and we gave Johnson a massive majority I was thinking about Labour's achievements earlier. The welfare state and the NHS obviously Even Blair and Brown brought in the minimum wage, huge things for the benefit of the working class This lot don't deserve to call themselves Labour

Coventry vs Sunderland is the high quality clash you’d expect. The likes of Barcelona and PSG will be quaking in their boots watching the mackems park the bus like this