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Leo Shahar about to become the hero we've never heard of.

Christ! He’s gone full Ginger Yoda!

Agreed though, Greene was fucking mint.

He preferred "Smitty" to all of the above.

Gemmill cares not.

Stokes can realistically only stay if he plays as a batsman (the number 3 position is surely available now) as his body is clearly not up to the task of bowling as well. There has to be a dramatic rethink now surely. Crawley, Pope, Wood, Carse, Bashir, Jacks all either aren't good enough or (in Wood's case unfortunately) fit enough and there's big question marks over Tongue and Smith (as a keeper at least). Bazball at first struck me as a way of trying to play to the strengths of the players we have available but they've taken it far too far. Being positive is great but playing stupidly isn't going to get us anywhere. We need to respect the way the game has to be played because there's a reason that's what's worked for centuries. Australia away is always going to be tough, but we're making it much more difficult than it should be (against their current team) by poor preparation, poor selection and the arrogance coming out of the whole setup.

Holy shit, slipping into third person self references is the beginning of the end.

I heard that her marriage was a bit of a sham tbh, as she was sipping from the furry cup since 1988… … well, that’s when she went off choppers anyway.

Why oh why did I get 'Sitters' and 'C64 owner' tattooed on my arse cheeks again?

Gemmill wishes. 🥵

You got to the photocopying your arse on the office printer stage of the Christmas run in?

Does this mean we can post tiddies again?

We are now officially seriously fucked defensively

They’re both too late. I blew the lot on a Christmas skank.

I fancied Sarah Greene rotten when she was on going live, a fantastic blend of being attractive but having a bit of a teacher about her. A milf before the term existed. Wasn't a big fan of her husband then couldn't stand the cunt when I found out he was was married to her. (never trust a British Michael who prefers 'Mike' to 'Mick').

This thread. Am in a meeting scrolling my phone off camera laughing like a lunatic.

I reckon Gemmill has actually stirred her guts, at least once.

FYP 🎵 At first, when I see you I have a little smell I have a little smell I think 'fucking hell' Now when I see you I have a little sniff A little sniff What a fucking whiff. 🎶

Listen, you're wrong, but in the spirit of Christmas and because you were a speccy owner I'll let you off. Now if there are any C64 owners here however, they will be treated with the same disdain as standers. In fact I suspect this is the Venn diagram of that l, the filthy bastards.

I tried to find that GIF to put up. But when I typed in Fag others came up.

Yeah, not happy, not happy with that. Have to do it again.

NOS4A2 - Netflix, very Stephen King (but not) bit different, creepy and really enjoying it.

it's clear at this point you're consumed with envy that I've come within millimeters of rattling the bones of a megastar in her sprawling, three storey, £4.2m cotswolds dream home.... and you haven't.

can't believe i just watched all of that. i must be even more hungover than i thought

That's only around 2 weeks though 🤞🏼