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Perhaps NUFC should sign a few world class accountants. And I know exactly where they can start their search: right here on our very own Toontastic. Attention so-called accountants: Get in contact with the club. They need you. It's only logical that one of you has met (or possibly heard about) a top-quality accountant at some point.

GLENN MCGRATH AND EDDO BRANDES After the Zimbabwe batsman played and missed, McGrath asked: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?" Brandes ensured the next delivery would be sharper by replying: "Cos every time I sleep with your wife she gives me a biscuit."

FYP

They are in decline and Klopp knows it, just so happens he needs a break right now If Slot is anything like Ten Hag (fingers crossed), next season could be very tasty.

Liverpool

I reckon it was the Monmouth brigade of the mackem liberation army

never mind that.... yous cunts leave a bomb in my garden?

Villa 3-1 down at home and away to Crystal Palace last game of the season

After a sprint with the ball starting at their own box and outpacing Gordon. He shoots and then has to get reanimated by Bruno before getting put on a stretcher.

Gulp!

...where's Peter Withe ? No one knows 😂

A Liverpool win here would certainly motivate Spurs tomorrow night…. you’d imagine… And Villa miss an open goal

How did they miss that 😂

This was shared with me by a friend who was much more aware of/a fan of Albini than I was. He was pretty shook up by it and to be honest I didn't feel the need to look into it very deeply, considering the subject matter. I'm sad to hear you're not enjoying the forum, and I'd be gutted if it was something I posted that drove you away. There's not that many of us punk rock MotoGP fans to go round

Yes they are.

No they're not 😂

Aston Villa trying to fuck up 4th place.

I did try the finders keepers, losers weepers saying , but they were having none of it.

One for KD

Unlucky, I know a few lads you would have paid good money for it.

Did you ask them for a lift to the match?

cunts have took my bomb away.