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  1. Wank Baskets v Cardiff City, Sat 5th Nov @ 3pm (predictions close @ 12.30)

    Happy Face,
    • 111 replies
    • 8.4k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  2. PNE v Rafa's repulsive ringpiece rimming retards - Sat 29/10 @ 3pm

    Happy Face,
    • 104 replies
    • 7.4k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  3. Our squad

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 54 replies
    • 4.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  4. Pne fans in ale and peace

    pnefan,
    • 102 replies
    • 8.3k views
    TheGingerQuiff
    TheGingerQuiff

  5. Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45

    Happy Face,
    • 185 replies
    • 10.6k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  6. Bukkake Loving, Shit Eating Roustabouts v Ipswich / 22nd Oct / 15:00

    wykikitoon,
    • 128 replies
    • 9k views
    David Kelly
    David Kelly

  7. Rafa's Trichomoniasis Riddled Shithouses V Barnsley / 18th October / 7.45pm KO

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 131 replies
    • 8k views
    Happy Face
    Happy Face

  8. An Academy 11

    The Fish,
    • 42 replies
    • 3.6k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  9. J69's discarded soiled knicker sniffers vs Brentford

    TheGingerQuiff,
    • 135 replies
    • 12.6k views
    David Kelly
    David Kelly

  10. The Old Guard

    The Fish,
    • 24 replies
    • 2.4k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  11. Pavel Srnicek passes away

    Meenzer,
    • 68 replies
    • 8.4k views
    Tom
    Tom

  12. Rafa'd

    The Fish,
    • 66 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Tom
    Tom

  13. Hippo Heed appointed Engerland manager

    Geordie1973,
    • 358 replies
    • 24.7k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  14. Players we missed out on

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 36 replies
    • 3.9k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  15. Fanny frigging, freak felchers v Norwich - Wed 28/09 @ 19:45

    Happy Face,
    • 258 replies
    • 17.2k views
    adios
    adios

  16. Truffle Butter Scoffing Parasites V Rotherham / 1st October / 3pm KO

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 155 replies
    • 10.3k views
    adios
    adios

  17. What should the next match thread call NUFC?

    Happy Face,
    • 46 replies
    • 3.7k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  18. The new England manager

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 19 replies
    • 1.9k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

  19. When I Think About You, I Touch Matz Sels

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 38 replies
    • 5.4k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  20. The Utter Beige v Colback's Used Nickleback Tampax Suckers

    sammynb,
    • 177 replies
    • 11.7k views
    Howay
    Howay

  21. Inane Motherfucking Necrophiliacs V Preston / 24th October / EFL

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 12 replies
    • 1.5k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  22. Newcastle v Preston

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 4 replies
    • 1.1k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  23. Pedlar of the Putrid Prick, Aficionados of the Foetid Fanny vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (Cup version)

    The Fish,
    • 85 replies
    • 6k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  24. Colossal Collection of Cunterheads v Wolves - Sat 17 Sept @ 3pm

    Happy Face,
    • 191 replies
    • 11.5k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  25. Ronaldo...

    Tooj,
    • 139 replies
    • 15.4k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  26. Let's all laugh at Sunderland (once again)

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 226 replies
    • 31.3k views
    Tom
    Tom

  27. The new class

    The Fish,
    • 17 replies
    • 1.9k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  28. Paolo Di Canio Hounded out by the mackems

    Tooj,
    • 852 replies
    • 68.9k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  29. Away games

    Leon,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.8k views
    Alex
    Alex

  30. QPR vs Jamaal's Jizz Junkies - Tues 13 Sep - 7.45pm Kick off

    TheGingerQuiff,
    • 283 replies
    • 17.7k views
    Howay
    Howay

  31. Forest Away - December 03

    wykikitoon,
    • 7 replies
    • 1.3k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  32. Derby County v Necrotising Anal Fistula Lickers. 10 Sep. 5:30 K.O.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 157 replies
    • 10.2k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  33. Ticket for QPR

    loonyTOON,
    • 2 replies
    • 1k views
    loonyTOON
    loonyTOON

  34. Daryl Murphy

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 31 replies
    • 4.6k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  35. Rotten Negligent Blundering Clampits V Brighton / Championship / 27th August / 5.30 KO

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 187 replies
    • 12k views
    LooneyToony
    LooneyToony

  36. Rob Elliot

    aimaad22,
    • 16 replies
    • 3.3k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  37. Christian Atsu

    Howay,
    • 8 replies
    • 2.3k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  38. First starting XI after the window

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 6 replies
    • 1.6k views
    rogerbarton
    rogerbarton

  39. Ineffectual Cocksnot Gargling Fuckpigs V Cheltenham - EFL Cup 2016/17 - 2nd Round / 23 August

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 242 replies
    • 13k views
    Happy Face
    Happy Face

  40. Bristol City vs Paul's pod of fucking penes

    TheGingerQuiff,
    • 147 replies
    • 10.7k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

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