Newcastle Forum

Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes

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Let's all Laugh at Spurs

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Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC

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Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers

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Blackburn Rovers v Eddie's, can Loris Karius, NUFC - FA Cup 5th Round

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Play Mobile Heed’s Hembarrassing and Deesgraceful Fam vs. Steady Eddie’s Crumbling Cripples.

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Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las.

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ATSU

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Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters.

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Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase.

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Ferguson to retire at the end of the season - David Moyes replaces him.

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Alfie Harrison

23/24 Prediction

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Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses.

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Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts.

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STEVEN TAYLOR has turned down a new five-year contract

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Adidas ditching The Toon

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It's KEEGAN

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The ongoing injuries thread

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Fan/supporters club inquiry

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Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts.

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Elite Defenders

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Houthie mackems

Selling a big name

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Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients

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Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts.

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Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters

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Chelsea v Newcastle United

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Newcastle United vs Fulham FC

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Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators

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Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI

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Newcastle United Vs AC Milan - Champions League Six Pointer

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Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers

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eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts

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gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts.

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How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la.

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senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs.

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A manager likes them underage apparently

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Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa

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