Newcastle Forum

Ferguson to retire at the end of the season - David Moyes replaces him.

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Alfie Harrison

23/24 Prediction

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Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses.

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Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts.

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STEVEN TAYLOR has turned down a new five-year contract

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Adidas ditching The Toon

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It's KEEGAN

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The ongoing injuries thread

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Fan/supporters club inquiry

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Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts.

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Elite Defenders

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Houthie mackems

Selling a big name

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Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients

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Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts.

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Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters

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Chelsea v Newcastle United

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Newcastle United vs Fulham FC

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Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators

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Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI

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Newcastle United Vs AC Milan - Champions League Six Pointer

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Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers

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eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts

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gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts.

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How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la.

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senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs.

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A manager likes them underage apparently

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Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa

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howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers.

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Former players - Where are they now?

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Jonas Gutierrez

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Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast

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The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad

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NILE RANGER......

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Players Who Are Worse Than Joelinton?

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Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad

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Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves

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Would you settle for being an Everton?

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