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  1. Jermaine Jenas

    Scottish Mag,
    • 23 replies
    • 1.7k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  2. Pass the vasoline.

    Zathras,
    • 45 replies
    • 2.9k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  3. Hospitality

    Selkirk,
    • 8 replies
    • 784 views
    Selkirk
    Selkirk

  4. KD?

    trophyshy,
    • 5 replies
    • 585 views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  5. Other Games 23/24

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 4.7k replies
    • 227.9k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  6. Joe Gomez

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 6 replies
    • 798 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  7. Fixtures 24/25

    Toonpack,
    • 38 replies
    • 2.6k views
    Kid Dynamite
    Kid Dynamite

  8. Elias Sorensen

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 40 replies
    • 4.6k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  9. Pre Season Friendlies 2024

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 184 replies
    • 11.7k views
    Renton
    Renton

  10. Matt Ritchie

    gpirlo68,
    • 97 replies
    • 13k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  11. VAR... really??

    PaddockLad,
    • 398 replies
    • 40.9k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  12. Euro 24

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 2.3k replies
    • 97k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  13. Carrick, Ferdinand, Evra, Anderson, Obertan, Hargreaves, Rafael and Fabio

    Kevin,
    • 46 replies
    • 5.1k views
    Kid Dynamite
    Kid Dynamite

  14. Soon-to-be Sir Gareth Southgate’s Splendiferous Squad Rotation Specialists vs De La Fuente’s Ignominious Iberian Inquisitors*. ( *didn’t expect that!)

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 27 replies
    • 1.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  15. Claudia Moan

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 34 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  16. Salomon Rondon

    wykikitoon,
    • 156 replies
    • 25.3k views
    OTF
    OTF

  17. The Great DOF Hunt of 2024

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 373 replies
    • 23.8k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  18. Just joined

    Selkirk,
    • 77 replies
    • 4.5k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  19. Premier League 24/25

    The Fish,
    • 5 replies
    • 844 views
    Alex
    Alex

  20. Season tickets

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 3 replies
    • 544 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  21. Dan Gosling

    BigAl,
    • 285 replies
    • 31.6k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  22. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 23/24

    Andrew,
    • 44 replies
    • 10.5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  23. Howe's That To End The Season You Southern Wankers v To be Frank, We're Southern and Cunts

    wykikitoon,
    • 392 replies
    • 14.2k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  24. Ten bob’s bell ends v HOWE’S HOWITZERS!

    PaddockLad,
    • 531 replies
    • 21.2k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  25. Eddie’s late thread lackeys v de Zerbi’s beach bums

    PaddockLad,
    • 304 replies
    • 13.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  26. 23/24 Run In

    The Fish,
    • 150 replies
    • 9.4k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  27. Burnley v Newcastle United 04/04/24

    PaddockLad,
    • 269 replies
    • 10.6k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  28. Kinnear resigns!

    Meenzer,
    • 240 replies
    • 19.4k views
    Alex
    Alex

  29. Bruno the Mickey Mouse Loving Shithouse v Sean Bean Loves to Bang the Blades

    wykikitoon,
    • 220 replies
    • 9.7k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  30. I really didn't expect to be doing this for this long, right. Alex Isaks dutchman twisting, ange-ball battering, well rested Mags vs ...Who the fuck is Oliver Glasner?! Err, Crystal Palace

    Andrew,
    • 284 replies
    • 15.6k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  31. Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3.2k replies
    • 126.8k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  32. Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers.

    Andrew,
    • 319 replies
    • 17.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  33. Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post.

    Andrew,
    • 265 replies
    • 13.1k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  34. Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton.

    Andrew,
    • 291 replies
    • 22.2k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  35. Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham

    Andrew,
    • 389 replies
    • 16.9k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  36. Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes

    PaddockLad,
    • 282 replies
    • 16.4k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  37. Let's all Laugh at Spurs

    The Fish,
    • 108 replies
    • 8.5k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  38. Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC

    sammynb,
    • 339 replies
    • 12.1k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  39. Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers

    sammynb,
    • 314 replies
    • 14.6k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  40. Blackburn Rovers v Eddie's, can Loris Karius, NUFC - FA Cup 5th Round

    sammynb,
    • 495 replies
    • 17.6k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

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