Howmanheyman

Put sky on to see what they're saying about their main match today.... It's basically a celebration of Liverpool extending Salah's contract. Honestly, if you swapped out the sky logos and replaced them with LFCTV logos you wouldn't know the difference.

I bumped into Eddie and offered to buy him a pint, one lead to a few more and Eddie's not from these parts, he was singing 'my way' after just the fourth. By the end of the night he was in an ambulance. The club are trying to keep it quiet to save Eddie from being called a shandy drinker.

Unless I'm reading it wrong uefa will just fine them same as Chelsea which is pathetic and pointless so you can fudge the PL and be deducted points but if you're a favoured club, you're sweet, you can't fudge uefa but they'll just give you a fine instead which is part of doing business which the breaching clubs will take all day.

Forest have been shit today, if Everton had any confidence in front of goal they'd be winning, they've been the better team.

Howe's in hospital and will miss this game, not too happy about this and obviously hope he's ok.

Might be just me but we seem to be playing catch up with the other teams lately considering we're not in Europe.

When the lad left did he take a piece of Young with him?

3-2 to Man City.

So you don't like her then?

Back to just good lads again.

I raise you...

I wonder if he has to have a shave or if a cat's lick would get any kind of growth off?

He doesn't look exactly 'manly' himself does he? Probably his unconscious way of trying to appear it or trying to deny something about himself? Your psychiatrist today has been Professor Howmanheyman, the sexy nurse I employ for her looks will see you out.

Unless there's a a change in position or a eureka moment Osula is doing jack shit in the future.

I'm going to take the view if they're officially announced I'll get excited/pissed off otherwise it's all shite. If I've never heard of the player signed then I'll see how they get on under our coaching.

"Fucking pandering to the Mags again, Kyrial! Wal not have it, am telling ya. F Tee fucking M!!!"

"Do you want to report a UFO, over?...... Do you want to report a UFO. Over?" "What's that? Over." "It's an 'Unidentifiable Football Overview' by the Fish. Over." "Errr, negative, I wouldn't know what to say?"

Our name came up again with McCoist and the commentator talking about us beating Rangers, winning the fairs cup then winning the league cup a couple of weeks ago. Bilbao black cat: "That's got fuck all to do with this match!!! Why dint ya mention the lads giving them tha strips and almust certainly founding their club? Eh? Mention Sunalin! Go on! Mention the lads, ah dare ya! Ah double dare ya! FTM!!"

@Rayvin, you might be getting another reported.

Watching the second half of Rangers v Bilbao, local polis hearing complaints of a man molesting the visiting fans asking them if they really hate the mags anaarl and are just pretending to like them and talking about football strips and origin myths.

I used to love Friday night live on Ch4 back in the day. I share your vibes on this though.

Spot on. Can you do this again next season if we get to a final?

Let's hope we get to hear 'Matic is right, your keeper is shite' on Sunday.