Howmanheyman

Do fuck all and moan on here, renew your ticket.

Ring up Sky and cancel your sports subscription if you have one. When asked for a reason say you're a Newcastle United fan, Mike Ashley is making us un-competitive and you wont pay sky to pay our club/regime.

A half empty stadium for our league games would be a start. (Completely empty even better).

The FA can also read between the lines. They should be warned of the consequences of fielding reserve players as should all of the clubs.

Write to your local MP telling them that NUFC are an integral part of our community and for them to draft a bill/ask a question in the house of parliament about businessmen riding roughshod over their local community.

Write to the FA showing them the clubs statement asking them to charge the club with bringing the game into disrepute.

The Daily Mail seems to the only national to have picked up on it unless I've missed others?

Goodbye Luuk De Jong Though I never knew you at all You had no grace, I pissed myself On the field you barely crawled You crawled out of the tunnel And Pardew whispered into your brain He put you on the treadmill And he tried to change your game And it seems to me you played for NUFC Like a Giraffe with trapped wind Never knowing who to pass to When a tackle came in And I would have liked to have signed you But I was just a kidding Your career burned out long before Lee Charnley made a bid Leading NUFC's line was tough The toughest role you ever played Lee Ryder created a superstar And pain was the price you paid Even when you left Oh the press still hounded you Only good thing that Pardew said Was your pleasant attitude And it seems to me you played for NUFC Like a Giraffe with trapped wind Never knowing who to pass to When a tackle came in And I would have liked to have signed you But I was just a kidding Your career burned out long before Lee Charnley made a bid Goodbye Luuk De Jong From the young man in the 22nd row Who sees you as something as more Rob McDonald More than just our loan Dutch Striker

Parliament is an option to put pressure on him. Canvass your MP's and other MP's. Pretty sure there's a lot of stuff into the governance of football already out there and if enough supporters reminded them and lobbied to get representation, for football clubs to be classed as part of the community then that could be a way forward.

I think the figures are from January's renewals.

Good luck, NJS. Sounds like it could be a blessing, I think I'd be the same if it it happened to me as I'm definitely needing a total change of not just workplace but work environment. Hope it works out for you.

We don't live in a country where the media report on the game nationally, no, if this comment about the cups came out of White Hart Lane, The Etihad, Stamford Bridge, The Emirates or heaven forbid, Old Trafford and Anfield you'd never hear the end of it. Very strange in a way as it's an easy story to cover with no digging around required on their part. The media needs to up it's game too.

My namesake Karl Howmanheyman.

"Three syllables, first syllable sounds like......(points to leg).....Leg!! .....(shakes head).......Errr, Knee!!! Yes!!.......Second syllable.......(points to eye)......Eye!! Yes!!!.......third syllable.......sounds like.....Namby Pamby?.......No, not that.......Bambi?......close, close.......Deer!!! Yes, it's 'deer'!!!" Nee idea.

I had a slight soft spot for Hearts brought on the year they lost the title on the last day by getting beat and Celtic winning well to pip them then losing the cup final a week later. You could tell their fans knew it was their one chance of glory and they'd fucked it up. In reality though, my answer is no second team.

Absolutely staggering they've come out with that statement, they've fucking RESEARCHED the teams in the cups to see who gets relegated and decided that we're out. Staggering. Can the club be charged for bring the game into disrepute because that's what they've done? Shame, absolute shame on them. McKeag was fucking hounded for not one hundreth of what this fucking slug has brought to our club. Need to step up fellow supporters, seriously need to step up. This is your club, and fatty has walked in, not only spilled your pint and laughed but is now calling your lass a slag.

Imagining not knowing who Kriss Kross were? Unbelievable!

It's the the kind of place where the midnight sun shines down on the fjords while you have a bread and olives justa like-a Mama used to make you.

'Stavagna' is a Norwegian enclave and overseas Norwegian colony nestled near Bologna in Italy.

They refuse to comment on certain topics yet contact Edwards to inform him that there is no set figure of £60M to be spent. When it suits they will correct something or make sure they get their message across. I'd like to know where Edwards got his no season ticket fall info from. Saying that, did the club move ST renewal to jan instead of pre-season? Why do you think they did that? And why the long term fixed rate deals? Why the the biggest family enclosure in football? Why do they want you tied in even at the expense of club income which is shocking and supposedly all important for clubs without oligarchs?

Nickelodeon?

I've got pissed and made love in Leith and had a pint in The Vine bar. It's still a bit rough.

I agree with CT to be honest, after all his success in the nineties, it's a shame he now has to do the circuit run of South Shields to Boldon asda picking up shoppers in his taxi by day, charvers by night then interacting with strangers by posting photographs of his lunch on the internet. What's that? He wasn't on about himself? Oops!

No, he was just anti- semetic.

Patronising cunts where we're involved just for a change.