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Rat cunt, hope his career goes up in smoke and he gets shown up for being the snake oil salesman he is.

I have lots of experience with carers and that system through my late brother. They do thankless tasks a lot of the time, for little pay but… The quality of carers in recent years is, and I mean this absolutely and with no misinterpretation possible, fucking SHITE. When my brother came out of hospital 12 years ago his carers were either retired nurses topping up their pension (which shouldn’t be necessary but that’s another matter) or career carers who were well trained (could administer meds/do a bladder wash etc). Towards the end of his life it was young people who ended up doing carer work as it was less than the specified hours so they could still pick up their benefits. Im glad we got my brother home and we cared for him at home, but it put some much pressure on my parents because the carers were so terrible. So even if loads of carers appear overnight, I’m not sure I would trust my loved ones with them.

Hope Howe calls out how many elbows they chucked at us there and the standard of the red

It’s on talksport radio mush

Although I just checked and they did that in 2002, fucking hell I’m old

Wolves is an example of one that has been updated and isn’t round tbf

The way he talks while he’s playing in training is really good, telling Bruno what to do for example. He will be a superstar if he stays long term.

Do you reckon the club asked the fans opinion when they changed the badge is the past?

I didn’t fact check it, cos I don’t care but the lad who sent it to me is from Leeds so if it’s wrong I blame Yorkshire education

Just seen a stat from a mate there, Odegaard who plays number 10 for Arsenal has the same amount of assists this season as Ederson who plays in goal for Man City. He only has 2 goals as well, that’s fucking shit

We got cyber attacked during lockdown, it was class. Couldn’t log on or do any work at all for about a month, full pay, nice weather, fuck all to do. Bliss

Exactly, we are going to end up having a better season than arsenal anyway. We won one of two cup competitions and we will both be in the champions league. If he goes to Chelsea then he’s a lunatic. None of the European heavy hitters need/want/can afford him, so any move this summer would be a sideways step.

Can anyone tell me who they think could afford Isak please? Cos I can’t see many if any, in the whole of Europe.

All seasons go down in history tbf

Bet they are the only cunts who are on bbc for the next few weeks

Glimt lost away the last 2 rounds and still went through. Spurs are turbo shit. The dream is still alive. Plastic pitch in the arctic circle

They started like a house on fire tbf to them, but the league this year has been poor overall. Lots of teams in the Ashley era, i.e stay in the league. Couldn’t have picked a better team to dominate in the cup final for me.

We booked a week in Mallorca off teletext holidays the other day. It’s last week of august and was decent value for the two of us all inclusive. Not been yet so it might be shit, but Mallorca is decent.

I don’t mind this but a cup of something is by volume not weight

This is objectively wrong, equal parts or everything by weight. Plus salt. Gravy sounded nice but everyone in the uk disregards vinegar in their cooking, it elevates everything. Splash of red wine vinegar in that would blow you smelly socks off

Watching motd2 and the “atmosphere” At Brighton is shocking, sounded like a pre season friendly

Delap is much more than a target man, and he’s rapid

Yeah fail here too

Ballot for Chelsea open. Not as bad as some of you lot but this will be 0/7 if I don’t get any

We went for a full family holiday with my wife’s side in wales once. So, me and her, her parents, her two brothers with partners and 3 kids. On the third day I snuck off for a beer on my own to read my book at the pub, after pandering to every cunt for a weekend. 15 minutes later they all turned up, cos they fancied a drink.. So I drove back to the holiday home on my own and had a beer and read my book.