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The cure have done a live gig on bbc2 tonight, pretty decent for old men

Just mute him, he’s a gobsite

That Todibo who people were wanting us to spend loads on in the summer is fucking dog eggs, played against better semi pro players

Fucking right into these soft whinging cunts, straight from kick off. I want us to be nasty and awful to play against. If Joelinton happens to fucking snap that cunt Havertz I wouldn’t be annoyed. 3-2 us, captain scarlet to have a fucking melt down and shit himself live on sky during his interview.

Alma’s not normal is a decent, very by the numbers 30 minute episode laugh. Sophie is a nice lass too

The one that gets me is “there will be no/smaller pay rises due to this budget” what fucking pay rises? Everyone in the country has had 12 odd years of real terms pay cuts, if they have managed to wangle a pay rise from their employer

This is probably the 40 year old in me. But having watched how we are trying to play this season, it’s not much different from the season we finished 4th. The difference is the players aren’t performing, Isak missing chances he wouldn’t have missed, Gordon being off the boil, Bruno has been shite all season, Joelinton not winning any duels the whole season. The players to a man, in my mind, have been shite. It’s easy to blame the manager in situations like this, but I bet my mortgage that Howe and the coaching staff haven’t change much in what they are doing day to day. So when do the players take responsibility? Im also open to the possibility that the players have been unsettled in numerous ways, and don’t buy that players are robots who can play well despite the noise. But there has to be a sense of person responsibility for all players, if you are playing worse than previously for no obvious reason that surely that’s on you personally? The manager will probably end up carrying the can for it, but there’s some lads in our team who aren’t pulling their weight and they need to look at themselves.

He was at the Luton match the other day man

For what it’s worth, cd keys are legit they email you a steam/xbox/playstation link to download the game. Used it loads of times

Twitter is a reliable gauge of stupidity though, if you post/read/believe anything on that cesspit I have some bad news for you. Or some magic beans you might be interested in

Posted from Benidorm on the lash with the lads. English breakfast at the red lion in the morning

Refuse to be told I’m common by a bloke who looks like a melted action man figure

Amazing news mate, give her all my best. If I can offer some advice, give her some time to process it all. It really can mess with your head

Not a fan of cycling but fuck cancer. I’ve had it twice, my dad died of it, my mam had it too. Speaking from personal experience, the worst thing about it is it makes you confront your mortality. I was 30 when I had my first diagnosis, and I had to seriously think about dying. It changes you and your outlook on things and your relationships with other people. It’s a proper headfuck. Fucking hell @Renton any chance you could fix it soon? Lazy bastard

Andrew’s knackers are even bigger it seems

He’s spent half a billion pounds the Lego hair weirdo. They should be better than they were

My shoulders (and the rest) are broad enough. I will start the Chelsea thread tomorrow if nobody else fancies it in the meantime.

Harrogates a mint night tbf, found a weird little blues bar last time I was there. Got v v pissed, had fun.

What’s happened is he has fallen off the gravy train, and realised how hard life is for normal people in this county. Unlucky cunt chops, sucks doesn’t it.

Yeah that’s a mental post. We shouldn’t be pushing an example of a left wing equivalent of Andrew fucking Tate. We should be pushing the the exact opposite of that creature

Haha was looking to help, but he has dastardly provided the correct response

Are them retaining walls just timber?

You can do better imo

I walked it, hungover, with 4 mates about 6 years ago. Thought I was about to die. Might have been the drink, not sure. Took ages. It was a lovely walk tbf. Have fun.