Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Both would make good signings from the Championship, as would Nugent and the right-back from Colchester, Greg Halford. I don't think Barnes and Bale would come cheap though, they're highly rated and there will be strong competition to sign them.

13 is great, also like 5 and 6

4608 for me. Although the lack of a rancid floorboard spoilt it for me somewhat.

Some of these are legendary, particularly if you know Teesside. There are about a dozen so far TINTIN 1 Probably nsfw.

A lesson for us all I think.

Mike Dickin has been killed in a car crash.

Has he beaten his previous best of eight games without an injury yet? He seems to have been pretty much a regular in the boro side this season.

I remember that too, didn't he always used to finish with "Near the motorbike shops, Westgate road"

A few of my mate went to see them at 'boro town hall last week, said they were shite, left early.

Have a good one Gemmill, happy birthday.

WILL TEENAGE SEX TAX THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

A woman at work yesterday said something along the lines of "oh well, at least they're only prostitutes he's killing" I think it should be legalised (prostitution, not murdering them). Could be taxed and monitored, the women could get regular health checks, screening and counselling. Keep the pimps away and move it to somewhere like an industrial estate on the edge of town so it's not going on on anyone's doorstep. I believe some big cities already have 'tolerated zones'.

Good job his arse didn't swell to twice its normal size, it would have developed its own gravitational field.

You got your alibi set up Jimbo?

Has Huntington played right back in the reserves at all? I might be tempted to put him in the centre (his natural position), and play Ramage right, as at least he's spent a bit of time at fullback. I realise coming up against Drogba and Shevchenko might be something of a baptism of fire mind.

It's cheaper. I think the point of it is if you fancy a beer but don't fancy getting mortalled.

I would have put money on the first reply being along the hom / kids belly line

New lager from Carling, it's only 2%. They are branding it as a "mid-strength beer". Had a two or three cans last night, it's alright for supping (no worse than the usual fosters/carling/calsberg out-of-a-tin stuff). Quite a good idea for drinking on a work night I reckon. I used to like it when lagers were only about 3% and you could drink them all night and not get wrecked or have a hangover. Got to take it a bit steadier with the 4-5% stuff midweek.

Who told you that one, Easop?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for christmas? Cancer.

That is a bloody stunning effort that like. Hadn't seen the angle from the Leazes end before, fantastic. Is that Centre Partin doing the co-commentary?

My thoughts exactly. Quite liked L7 the times I've been up there too.

That James Hunt photo is pure class, sums him up perfectly.

They're only a point behind us now aren't they? We could go up to the dizzy heights of 14th if we win tomorrow mind.

Big scarf but no coat? Have a fucking word with yourself.