Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Hmmm, he's also supposed to be friends with Roeder. It's a long shot, but I'd take it. Edit: Baggio, that article says Owen and Houllier didn't see eye-to-eye at Scouseland, not that they were chummy

I'd play them in midfield on tuesday.

Maybe the club are feeding the players with turkey twizzlers.

Who has been editing Lard Lad's Wiki page? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Shepherd

I like to see the fans hitting the shit.

He has been playing since the '70s mind.

The very same. My parents get the Mail on Sunday, the sports section infuriates me that much I can't look at it if I go round there now. Hopefully Winter is sharpening the knives for his piece in Mondays Telegraph.

He looks like a man under pressure, pale and ill. It's clearly getting to him.

Click-me-do

He was a diplomatic as he could be really, but I'd like to hear what he really thought.

DON'T PANIC! , DON'T PANIC!

Gilles Barnes scored for Derby again. Goals from midfield, almost forgotton what they look like.

Could do with The Messiah now.

They seem to be squabbling amongst themselves on the pitch too. Spotted a couple of situations in the last few games where they have been arguing / blaming each other.

Back over 50000 today wasn't it?

Sadly there's not been much worth shooting at recently. Shepherd. Back of the head. Point blank range.

I thought he was suggesting we buy Dean Windass

Nice guys finish last. It's true for the most part. SBR an exception. Robson was an iron fist in a velvet glove. The bumbling uncle routine was an effective cover.

Pure shit. EDIT: the 'performance', not Jimbo's text.

If the club's dj has any sense EMF will be played pre-match on saturday.

Confused, insuresupermarket and comparethemarket will save you a lot of work. Also most insurers will want a photocopy of your licence to check for any endorsments and as someone said, if you've lied on your application they won't pay out on a claim.

Not as daft as leaving your christmas shopping til 4.30 on christmas eve mind. They were bribing them to open up again iirc.

These are new I think: Compeed coldsore patch