Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Who is the only player currently in the premiership who has scored a hat-trick in all four divisions, the league cup, the FA cup and for his country?

Why would Citeh be looking to sell. Hasn't he turned over a new leaf this season?

Could have an eye out with that

Kraftwerk - Computer Love Never heard it before, decided to look it up after hearing about the sample on Coldplay's Talk. Its a work of genius, especially as it's nearly 30 years old.

Celebrity Deathmatch! On a more serious note, I've seen media coverage of both trials. Suppose it depends where you're looking.

Is he a bit Ambrose like? 81559[/snapback] Alledgedly.

Do you Monroe Transfer?

Of the highest order. Mammy,mammy come and look at me!

Does it say when we'll be making the Torres bid then?

A couple would be enough judging by the take-up on the the last Adopt-a-Lurker.

Me too. Got holidays that coincide with the semis and the final. Clearly no chance of getting into the ground, but might be worth going to soak up a big of atmosphere.

I'm reluctant to believe anyone that can't spell devastated properly tbh. 81467[/snapback] Is this spelt right? Fuck Off back to Rockshots you pillow munching, felching loving shithouse. 81470[/snapback] think so. 81473[/snapback] Probably could have done with a hyphen between "pillow" and "munching". And "felch loving" scans better. Tbh.

You remind me of a parking ticket... ...because you've got f-i-n-e written all over you.

also,in more acute cases: - Not knowing which way up a map goes - Losing the ability to throw, catch or run

As was pointed out on the Legends last night why would he be happy? He's injured, the team are playing dreadfully, the league table looks shocking and the place is under a cloud in general. He's not going to say everythings going swimmingly is he?

Either that site has a very small selection of names or we are all giving very similar answers.

Thought you said you were starting to like it here? This is the craic/banter forum, not the uptight one

Jamie Cullum?

Unfasionable I know, but I still like Coldplay.

Have you brought your teddybear, hot-water bottle and comfort blanket with you? You don't still piss the bed do you?

Cheltenham won 1-0

Brock has just suffered the worlds earliest premature ejaculation

Don't like to think about the Partizan tie. It was the beginning of the downward spiral in my eyes but welcome anyway

I say we employ the blind, half-dead ferret tbh.

I also like Mr Man (the character that goes into the shop and asks for incredibley obtuse things). The 'Pirate Memory Game' sketch could have come from classic Two Ronnies.