Ayatollah Hermione

Oh aye. Never mind

Aren’t West Brom down? 3 points off Swansea and Southampton who have to play each other and thus, one of them will get points

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44007706 "It didn't look good. When the bolt hit him, his hair all stood on end and you could catch a brief glimpse of his skeleton" said one teammate. "There was all smoke coming off him" said another

All I want is for him to score against Brazil and that'll add 5 million on. Then I remember he'll be up against Thiago Silva and chuckle to myself.

CT, did you have to charge your phone so you wouldn't run out of battery during your latest session of being a Mr Twiddle tribute act?

OK, that's the iPhone predictive text working fine. Now, let's just check on basic fucking English I was taught in Primary School and see if that passes the test. Tomatoes. Yep, works for me.

Probably not going to bother. I assume The Avengers have the wit, courage and heroism to win in the end

There was one teacher in our year who got all sorts of abuse. Kids mashing grapes into the carpet, kicking tables into a fan that was in the corner, that sort of thing. Nothing tops them stapling her sandwich to the ceiling when she left the room though.

This new Leon Bridges album is definitely gets the Sunshine Fanny seal of approval

Long time Labour voters who don’t vote for Labour to simply rally against the Tories are complicit to these evil cunts staying in control tbh.

Reminds me of a Food Tech teacher who referred to anything exotic as coming from "Booga Booga Land"

I know they've always been desperate but fuck me

Janelle Monae's Dirty Computer. ***** and not often I'm that confident in giving that to an album. Not that I rate things but you know. Headphones are NOT optional

Until the youth outnumber the endangered gammon vote anyway

Finally, the love of fucking stats makes some sense.

Before I decide to watch this in 6 months time, do I have to have seen the other 1500 tie-in movies beforehand AND how much of the script is made up of "witty" one-liners and wise cracks? Anything more than 10% and it's a no from me.

tbf, we've went down the route of signing "highly-rated" European players before and they ended up being a bunch of work-shy arseholes. You'd trust Rafa to have a better sense of their character and suitability for the league but it needs to be complimented with players who have the experience of the league. There's bound to be some decent options knocking about from inside the league first. Redmond would be a good signing if we fail to get Kenedy and Southampton drop but I think we'll have firm competition for him.

Was it the Mackems that signed that Ji-Dong Won and he was back in China within 6 month?

“Living within their means” is going to be hilarious when they finally come back to the Premier League to an even larger money gap and get pummelled to death

You can almost hear the cogs turning as he tries to actually process the arguments btw

Why do the complete power virgins always pick this place?

More condescension followed by a parade of shit that is in no way relevant to the post he’s quoted. You lot are touched for replying constantly

So it’s a bit like the different modes in Tetris?

"We are simply absorbing essential nutrients from the Earth through suction cups in our feet. If you can think of a better way, I'd like to hear it"