Ayatollah Hermione

Just today announced in the Worst XI for the French league this season.

Chewbacca falls out the back of the spaceship and he makes one big noise

I'd drop Sissoko. Off a bridge, preferably. Just attach a wheelie bin to some kind of conveyor system and have it move up and down the right hand side. Or get James Milner back for the same effect.

I expect us to spend again in January because am I fuck wanting to put up with that left hand side staying as it is.

I bring her up because the Viz Profanisaurus posted a tweet the other day that was Pinder's tits: euph. Descriptive of something that you are not really bothered about any more.

Who's the new Lucy Pinder for the young teenagers these days?

It's all probably been said but why Thauvin wasn't on from the start, or at least earlier, to run at that fucking carthorse Hutton was a mystery. I think a draw was probably a fair result but we really should have put at least one of those three chances away at the end.

Not having this. Come back in 10 years. But, if not, enjoy your day. Go and finger a lass in a bus stop

love how he needs to be told.

aye, it's a constant struggle that we don't get enough credit for battling. The growing understanding that we should be more aware of women's issues versus absent mindedly staring at their arses.

Aye, HH, just follow Lee Ryder and use it for inspiration for his diaries. Also, follow @DailyRyder for an update on the typos and errors that make it into his final articles.

I didn't even read the last two pages, I just wanted to stick the boot in.

I would suggest that Gemmill's performance over the last two pages was terrible, shambolic, in fact.

Dick Headvocaat, an ode to Black Eye Friday

Force Awakens - Class. It's basically A New Hope with different parts but when presented in such a modern trapping, complete with prominent female and black leads, it takes on an entirely new relevance.

Are a couple of these lasses the same as the ones who were in that photo from a few years ago? All in fancy dress in the freezing bastard cold.

Alessandro Del Fierro Rocher

Fine, get HER a pocket knife. You never know when you'll need a knife.

He definitely became one but it was surprising in the sense that it just seemed to arrive out of nowhere. But then, as now, you've just never got any hope that we know how to handle young players who are raw but talented and he fell into that bracket. Ayoze Perez excepted but he seems to have just done it for himself.

Black Sambuca sounds like a TERRIFYING sexual predator.

Subscriptions to things aren't presents. If he's switched on, he's got AdBlock installed and is using Deezer anyway. Get him a pocket knife

Honey Jack and Lemonade is aaaaaaalreet. That's about it though

"Well, I was eating a pie at the time"

Nee idea. One next to me is DiBiaso's and is alreet. I'm in NE11 now.

Guiseppe Rossi came out of nowhere and was precisely as successful as expected. Sibierski was handy