Ayatollah Hermione

Grease was absolutely for lasses, man. I was a teenager when the Crazy Frog was number one, I'm not going around blasting that.

"i would like to thank the fellas at Toontastic for their support during the metal handle debate. It really meant a lot"

I'm not one for stats but IIRC, they show that Janmaat provides more assists than he did. I think he's more solid defensively too. Let the record show that I am not prepared to engage in a Fish-style discussion about this. I probably won't even read the replies

Was just thinking about him the other day actually, was thinking that it must have been close to a year. Time moves far too quickly.

Standing up to wipe your arse ffs. Do you shout for your mam to check if you're all clean as well? What we need is another 15 pages of this.

As I was saying http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/01/sport/football/age-african-football-mbemba/ Bloke has four birthdays and is probably 26/27. Champion.

Same here tbh. There's been too much said about sensible transfers and not enough on getting our radge quota up.

Nice to see that Kenan from Kenan and Kel is a Geordie.

Janmaat is comfortably better than Debuchy. I don't miss Cabaye's boyfriend in the slightest. At least Haidara is a left footer on the left but Santon's mismanagement was yet another Pardew masterstroke.

It's a shame for Sherwood that Gerry Adams at Spurs has got rid of his fringe players already. He'd have been straight on the phone for Capoue.

It still fries my swede that there was a 20 page discussion about wiping your arse on here. Even more so that the ridiculous standers couldn't wrap their head around how to maneuver your arse on the throne for easy wiping.

A very good post but unfortunately, you're dealing with a bloke who thinks ITV dramas are the height of television.

Meenzer infecting this forum with his vile filth once more, I see. That's not what I expect to see on a family message board, let's just say that.

Reckon a bigger step was overhauling the coaching side of things since the amount of players who have stagnated/regressed over the past 3 seasons is shocking. We're definitely taking our sweet time in getting the players we need though.

Like the world's worst medium.

97% - 204 for me. I actually got one of them but couldn't spell his name so I got 205 really. The defenders pre-Robson were giving me a right nightmare

I like how Andrew is the only one looking to uphold the integrity of this forum. The superhero we need but the one we don't deserve.

A double signing of a striker and centre half would go some way to calming things down, I think. They reckon Mbemba is only 20 but he's from the Congo so his real age is probably about 28 so he should be fine.

Reckon there's a good player in Cabella that we've seen flashes off (Chelsea away). Problem is, it's virtually impossible for those kind of players to look good in systems where the entire plan is to camp on the edge of the box for 90 minutes and try to fluke a goal. Get him plenty of touches and get him a run of games where he can settle. Pardew's approach to the likes of Hatem, Marveaux and Cabella was to give them 3 games and then immediately blame them for us losing so he could hoy his hardworking shite back in.

I'd rather see Cabella in the centre since he's never had a proper run there in his time here and get another wide player in tbh. I'd also go for a first team quality left back and try Haidara further forward; the one thing he's half decent at is getting forward at every chance since he has a better touch, can beat his man and is a lot quicker than Dummett, who should probably be used as fourth choice centre half if we were to get shot of Williamson. I reckon new players on both flanks (Janmaat aside) would see us look a lot better, especially as it's a bit much to ask Aarons, a 19 year old kid, fresh from injury, to perform all season.

love how he was actually listening to the Wham Rap while taking that screenshot. Fucking hell

Listen to Leon Bridges' album, Captain Cocksnot

Te facilos action-pumpo! Zo, nea shopping, nea collo, te "bai-by-gizmo".

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I'm getting Fish a manual labour job, me. Can't be doing with this clart-on all day, fuck me.