Ayatollah Hermione

Was just sausage in there so it's probably some preservative in cheap, shite sausage that caused it. Or it was out of date. Either way, if I have to eat Quorn, I'll windmill my way through the doctor's practice. Also, the pins and needles in my hands was a problem since I was trying to have a wank at the time.

Had an allergic reaction to a sausage sandwich (not a euphemism) over the weekend. First time ever and was canny uncomfortable for about 5 minutes; tingles in my hands and face, my tongue swelled up and my stomach tightened but I'm not really arsed about that. If I can't eat sausage/pork for the rest of my life, I'm going to kick right off.

Larry Lonsdale

:lol: I couldn't breathe for laughing when I saw this

Southampton: An Opium Den on Every Corner

I can only hope that's their opinion as well. No chance he gets it IMO, especially if we get beat again on Saturday, even if it is against a good side.

I'm convinced that our managers just make them run around a lot in training tbh. Load of pulls and strains on that list. Pardew is to blame for rushing the likes of Abeid, De Jong and Aarons back too

In fairness, we have got a fucking massive injury list, to the point where I'd rather see a new manager come in, get them back and work with them because there's good options amongst them. We're in desperate need of a centre half though since Carver seems allergic to playing Dummett there, despite him clearly being better at CB. And Dummett at CB is by no means the long term answer, obviously.

Was in there recently and aye, not for me like but the standard of lasses is unreal. They must all just gravitate there now.

For that comment but also at the mackem's desperation with Defoe. You'd understand paying a premium for a player who has been scoring goals in the league this season but he's been titting about in Canada for a year. Reckon people saying "he'll score enough to keep them up" are ignoring that Sunderland are fucking woeful at creating chances for the strikers they actually have, without adding Defoe into the mix.

Hoping for Marina and the Diamonds to tour so I can throw my knickers at her.

Owt we get until the new gaffer comes in is a nice surprise tbh.

Got his excuses in as well for Saturday. Spurs in good form, had a longer break etc. What a gobshite, man.

This new Sleater-Kinney album is belting my very lips off. What an album.

GOALA Ameobi

Clive Allen so let's just laugh, move on and forget about it.

More like Moussa SissoGO!

If they get more eyes on their Facebook page, that'll be updated first. I use Facebook as fuel to continue hating everyone I know. I go on there, I see someone post something ridiculous and I top up.

Also, it's ridiculous that some people think black people can't make jokes either.

I reckon Fish will be in The Forth, tapas on hand, blazer on and ready to knock the socks off you al.

Wenger losing all sight of what makes a successful Premier League team is what makes them so entertaining. I think his side is crying out for a Cabaye (Debuchy's obsession aside) because for all the possession they have, there's no one who can sit deep and dictate the tempo and then let the likes of Ramsey, Sanchez and whoever else make the chances. I'd love to think they're being left behind when it comes to Southampton, Spurs etc but Wenger will wrangle a top 4 finish out of nowhere,

CT is too busy murdering susceptible lasses in his taxi. ALLEGEDY

I'm not playing out, no. But only because I wouldn't want Fish to fall madly in love with me.

Idols.

Arsenal TV Always good value after a defeat.