Ayatollah Hermione

I have an FM10 game in 2041. it's absolutely mint; I'm at Northampton who are a consistent Top 5 PL team and I've been tasked with taking them to the next level.

That Jessie Ware album is class and it's the only one I'm really familiar with. I wish Field Music had got nominated for Tones of Town though back in 2007.

iTunes, the program, is a complete bag of shit IMO. It desperately needs a streamlined, smaller version for people who don't want to spend 15 minutes assembling playlists to stock their iPod. Seriously, give me a new 200GB iPod that comes with a basic file loader so I don't have to use iTunes and its clunky, slow interface and I'll buy one right away.

I have the resources to read that post but I will never have the energy to talk to you about it.

It's an app where you upload photos to it and whoever is in your friends list can see them. You can tag people so they get a notification from it and see it. No texting or owt required.

Is that not just Instagram?

New iPhone feature: Reset it to factory default and it transforms into a small Asian child.

I'm thinking of going on to Giff Gaff like and just keeping my Desire HD since it's as good as the day I bought it. Will just use their £10 a month top-ups since I use Twitter more than owt else tbh. Let me know how you get on.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2012/02/25/newcastle-united-fans-st-james-park-coffin-protest-72703-30405672/ This embarrassing attention grab

Wonder if he's still got that coffin in the spare room, the chopper

I'd have thought "he's on the decks" would be enough to put people off.

It's on Stowell Street, , I think it's called. Does cheap drink offers on matchdays but he's on the decks so I'm avoiding it.

It's definitely faster like IMO. FIFA 12 feels like you're running in sludge

Never even noticed the first touch stuff. Are you pressing L1/LB to trap it when you receive it? Seems a lot faster to me which is nice but tbh, these are always objectively not very good games and we all buy it anyway because we like football.

Steve Wraith is an attention seeking Tory bellend. I'd sooner listen to the sound of my arse cheeks clapping than listen to him. I'll expand: This wouldn't be Local Hero Steve Wraith latching on to a popular undercurrent to boost his ego and in turn, the attendance to his new bar in the toon would it? Never

Just cast it smaller. Doesn't need Hugh Jackman etc.

Not even the old lasses in the front row can save you from my "Rusty Trombone" submission.

Here, MF, How about me and you get our spandex on and grapple about a bit? Submission rules.

There you go. Willie McKay: Agent of the Mercenaries.

The floodlights were mint. Absolutely impractical and largely pointless but class all the same.

The Morrison run would be perfect for it. Small cast, overrunning storyline, not too mired in the time travel and space shite.

I'm looking forward to the S.H.I.E.L.D. show. I still maintain a well done X-Men show would be the daddy.

Any diving header is automatically better in my book because nobody does them properly anymore.

Offence: Impersonating a footballer. The old ones are the best.