Ayatollah Hermione

Never even noticed the first touch stuff. Are you pressing L1/LB to trap it when you receive it? Seems a lot faster to me which is nice but tbh, these are always objectively not very good games and we all buy it anyway because we like football.

Steve Wraith is an attention seeking Tory bellend. I'd sooner listen to the sound of my arse cheeks clapping than listen to him. I'll expand: This wouldn't be Local Hero Steve Wraith latching on to a popular undercurrent to boost his ego and in turn, the attendance to his new bar in the toon would it? Never

Just cast it smaller. Doesn't need Hugh Jackman etc.

Not even the old lasses in the front row can save you from my "Rusty Trombone" submission.

Here, MF, How about me and you get our spandex on and grapple about a bit? Submission rules.

There you go. Willie McKay: Agent of the Mercenaries.

The floodlights were mint. Absolutely impractical and largely pointless but class all the same.

The Morrison run would be perfect for it. Small cast, overrunning storyline, not too mired in the time travel and space shite.

I'm looking forward to the S.H.I.E.L.D. show. I still maintain a well done X-Men show would be the daddy.

Any diving header is automatically better in my book because nobody does them properly anymore.

Offence: Impersonating a footballer. The old ones are the best.

New Thick of It was different class, as ever.

Stot-on is one I've never heard used for years and always makes me laugh.

They want to just fuck and get it over with.

Fucking James McClean. Another one who doesn't understand how hash tags work #learntousetwitter #likeme

As the Chinese proverb goes "If it's thick, I want it quick. If it's thin, it's not going in."

Agree on Al-Habsi. Capable of heroics in one breath and then capable of running into the goalpost by accident.

David Byrne's album with St. Vincent is excellent if you're hankering for more Byrne.

Hello, I'm Jack The Ripper. You may remember me from such killings as "Dirty Debra found in alley" and "Famous escort killed in car fire" I'm here today to tell you that I WAS NOT a government conspiracy though I was a rogue policeman taking curb crawling in my own hands. PS. I only had sex with 3 of the women I eventually beat with a candlestick.

I see you are still having trouble finding me, Monkey's Fist.

Either way, it's Shola related

He must have got me on my old name yesterday, not the @SholasHats one. I tended to stay out of it anyway so Christ knows why I'm the bad guy but I am available at @SholasHats on Twitter dot com. That name again is @SholasHats

I have no kids either but if they like bad cowies, they'll love Leeds

Might slap myself about tonight. The only way is up.

But what of Jack the Ripper's popular Tribute Act, Wearside Jack?