Ayatollah Hermione

Chelsea aren't going to beat Barca, let's be realistic. We'll finish 5th.

If we don't take at least 4 points from shite like Stoke and Wigan, we don't deserve to be there. Everton fell apart like balsa wood today, Chelsea are beatable and have a Champions League semi final against the best team in the world to worry about and Man City could be title winners/losers by the time we play them. Consistency has been the crack all season, we're there.

I I'll have a raging hard-on during it. Been far too long.

Fucking worrying about 3/4 points, we've just got 15 on the trot, man. We're there.

Get that passport out the loft, we've got the continent to conquer.

You sir are a mug. No word of PUGATRON's post is a lie.

The Office had brilliant dialogue and well-written, well-paced compelling relationships between good, likeable characters. Nothing he's done since then has had that. How much say did Merchant have in LTS?

Bee Gees' 1st is a brilliant album.

Dalglish holds most of it, it appears because his status makes him close to unsackable and, being Scottish, he'll be too stubborn to admit any sort of mistake and fuck off. Happy days.

Cruyff is a bit of a headcase but has done canny work everywhere he's been by all accounts. I just hope Dalglish and him come to blows straight away over spunking 25 million on Josh Macacacacacacaheran

I agree mate, but Guthrie has developed nicely the last season - if this continues I wouldnt be surprised if he became good enough to hold down a starter position in a upper-table team. The lad has ambition, there is nothing wrong with that. That must be why he's entertaining going to Villa? He's nowhere near as accomplished as Cabaye, man.

Why were you looking for Veet on Amazon in the first place? That's an excellent question. So, Gemmill, or should, I say, 'Andrew'?

"Only in America". What next 7/7 wine? Piper Alpha Buckfast? Wanks. Leah Betts cowies. Christ

No but if I meet that bloke, I'll shake his hand and buy him a steak dinner.

It's truly amazing this carry-on over a movie that made a lot of money. Was it even a widely talked about event until Cameron got a hold of it?

You can't tell us then not show us the slideshow.

Full on sex with Alison Brie would be canny.

So is he responsible for the shite ones too? Or is that Pardew's fault? He didn't just press a button that said 'perform' ffs

Is that The Last Days of The Raj in Low Fell? Fall out of there into the Black Horse, arse akimbo.

Double

Look at that jerk! He dropped his notes!

Judging from some I watch, a mature is anything over 30. Some of those lasses still have their own teeth.

Life's Too Short was fucking dreadful but this is clearly a different tone and approach all together. Will report back as I'm sure you're all desparate to hear my opinion.

We were outplayed at Spurs (finished in the first 5 minutes tbh) and with the Wolves game, we had one eye on the Mackems so we were shite. Hatem would have made very little difference in those two. He had runs in the squad and didn't buy into the philosophy so he was dropped until he did; now he does, he's flying. Playing him all season would have sent him the wrong impression about his application (which clearly wasn't there in training). Pardew's played a blinder at getting supreme performances out of a brilliant talent. Basically, I agree

I think if it's 4-3-3, Jonas will be in the middle. If not, it'll be Cabaye-Tiote. Guthrie's off.