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Everything posted by Kitman

  1. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I don’t think Ashley has any real intention of selling.
  2. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Lock the thread!
  3. Rafa Gone

    Sad news to wake up to but can’t say I’m surprised. This is how Ashley operates and nothing will change till the fat cunt leaves or dies.
  4. Rafa Benitez

    If the takeover goes through presumably his first demand from the new owners will be a new desk
  5. Rafa Benitez

    The ironic thing is that the reappointment of Pardew sounds entirely plausible. Fake sheikh takeover followed by the return of the king. Bish bash bosh luvverly jubberly!
  6. The gif that keeps on gifing?
  7. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    What’s George Graham doing these days?
  8. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Yeah, ok, let’s not have him then. I’ll get the club on the phone to cancel.
  9. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I don’t think we could guarantee getting Kinnear back never mind Mourinho
  10. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    As if he needs an excuse. Anyway his usual MO is to get pissed with his mates whilst the would be purchasers sit somewhere patiently waiting for him to turn up. If they’re lucky he’ll appear dishevelled and reeking of lager, treat them to some of his famous cheeky banter, rounded off with a few bars of a rousing drinking song and a full throated barf into an imaginary fireplace. Strangely any chance of a deal will then evaporate, like lager in the arabian sun
  11. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    20 years old? He looks 50
  12. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    wtf are you trying to say?
  13. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    That’s because it sounds like bullshit. Why on earth wouldn’t they buy it all at the same time, its not as if they’re saving up sports direct coupons to do it...... ......or are they?
  14. mackem messageboard gold

    We all said he was a total fucking chancer. He even got them to screw on their own plastic seats
  15. General Random Conversation..

    Is it because you wear a magnetic cock ring?
  16. Rafa Benitez

    Yeah hahaha
  17. mackem messageboard gold

    If The Don does sell, I’m sure it will be in the best interests of the supporters and football club, just like Charlie says. What other reason could there be?
  18. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Thick as fuck ex-footballers with lazy ill informed opinions. The pundits never get any better.
  19. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I think we’d all settle for that tbh I’d happily settle for Ashley out and steady investment/improvement. But if some daft arab wants to throw money at us then I couldn’t care less what people sing at us
  20. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I think you’ll find it’s pronounced ay-rab
  21. mackem messageboard gold

    Which apparently was so easy anyone could do it. Apart from them obviously
  22. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    And a free curry with all the lager he can drink
  23. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Knowing Ashley he’d have demanded merchandising and advertising rights for the next 10 years in addition
  24. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    We’re obviously on sheikhy ground I’ll get my coat
  25. I come in peace


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