Kitman

Dont mention the var, Fawlty Ill get my coat

Beeewww! Beeewww! Sack * insert current manager’s name here *

Gnoto your nelly

I didn’t like Motson’s commentary at all. He always sounded to me like he was talking with a mouth full of pork pie. But y’know, RIP and all that

Maybe he’s dyslexic and thought he was getting into glue? I’ll get me coat

Tragic news. RIP

Brest is best tbh

Won’t be too long before they’re out of the top flight for longer than the two world wars combined too

The lion sleeps tonight by Shite Fit

On the river, where they used to eat the crisps

This is very good news. Undoes one of Ashley’s worst and most spiteful acts of asset stripping from the club. Fuck you Ashley!

you don’t get his sort of talent for buttons you know

I expect that the pay off from Wigan wasn’t enough for him. I doubt he intends to see out full season wherever he goes.

You wont want to be doing candle in the wind with that one…

I can see Maddison going a similar way to Gordon. Club asks for silly money until they have to sell for something more reasonable.

I wouldn’t assume that Gallagher wants to join us. Maddison sounds keener from what I’ve read but Leicester will want silly money for him. It sounds like their owner is propping them up.

Fair enough if you’re going to Wembley to contest the elite competitions, but let’s not pretend eh. The only reason you went there was because you were fucking shite, its not even good enough to be described as mediocre. You’re proud you were competing in the Papa Smurf Cup and the 2nd division playoffs, honestly? Id want to keep that quiet tbh

Didnt he survive a major heart attack? I may have imagined that however, cba to google

I’m afraid it sounds to me like a story invented by someone who isn’t all that bright and desperate for acceptance on a weird troglodyte forum

It goes without saying but Marquee Moon is an amazing album. Shame, RIP

If they had anything about them as a football club, they wouldn’t be so desperate for validation and recognition. Of course no one gives a shit about them so they make up stories instead, usually involving unlikely encounters with complete strangers who have to tell them how great they are. I don’t know what’s sadder, the cretins who come up with this guff on RTG or the morons who lap it up.

Okay

I agree toonotl. As people are saying, I think there are parallels with the reaction to Bellamy’s signing. I remember quotes from the Coventry City forum along the lines of ‘you’ve been done/ he’s crap/ Ill drive him there myself.’ The lad seems pacey and skilful with an eye for goal and willingness to graft. Plus a strong will to win. Sounds like he’ll fit right in - I dont see how his transfer can be a bad thing for us at all, but time will tell. $40m seems about the going rate for a young British well rated attacking player. His aggressive snidey behaviour doesnt bother me at all as long as he doesnt get sent off. Im sure theyll have done their research on him as a person so lets wait and see how he turns out.

I can see three big tits in this picture