Dazzler

It’s also not the first time Trump’s went down and came up covered in blood. Ask Ivanka.

Looked staged to me. I would have thought an AR15 would sound scarier than that.

Not even the good Amalfitano, his chin dribbling brother instead

That cat looks like he has awful thoughts about ruling Germany in the 30s

Gouffran cost about £500k

Great. As if I don’t have enough nightmare material already. Cheers.

What I see:

I grew up in Peru. Nobby trafficked me. I don’t like to talk about it.

My mam uses voles to catch capybaras

What would be going through the minds of the Hunts if they were to read this, you fucking animal? Don't say fucking crossbow bolts!

These are all shit. I am going to have to keep my ion the lot of you.

"Get that down you. Glens - £3 from the premier round the corner"

I can't do either. Thanks for reminding me. Cunt.

He's regularly lifting dead weight, on top of digging shallow graves too. He'll fucking do you in, mate.

@AlbertSmith50?

2-0 Spain. When it's not the toon I'm pissing the bed. Deal with it.

There won't be any Americans left after Trump 2.0. The country will change it's name to Trumptopia. Everyone will have an orange hue (because of the radiation poisoning), and will all shag their daughters (although the southern states do this already). You can't even bring fruit into the country over there, no way are Aussies letting in irradiated humans.

Most likely an American who identifies as Italian because his great, great 'nonna' was from Italy and he has a vowel at the end of his surname.

Italian, Thai and Mexican combo doesn't scream Aussie to me like. That said Budweiser is fucking swill, and also American so we have no right here.

The second Trump makes his first borderline racist remark (and he absolutely will) then it won't matter how she polls right now. Harris will secure the vote of black Americans (especially black women) almost immediately because Trump won't be able to help himself in making some awful comment about her race or the fact she's a woman. The bloke is unbelievably easy to predict. If the Democrats stuck RFK Jr up there in place of Trump - vaccine denials and other wacky conspiracies in tow - he'd probably beat Trump. I think enough Americans don't want Trump, but can't bring themselves to vote Biden. He's the issue, and the Democrats need to get their heads out their collective arses and do something about it before we're all totally fucked.

That punch at the start by the backwards cap man. That martial art is known as "the way of the toddler"

My head says he knocks it back, especially if we win it on Sunday. Go out on a high and wait for ETH to fuck up, or have his kegs dropped by ratty. The only way he'll stick around is if we lose again, and his pride won't let him give up until he wins something.

The key issue is how much the media is highlighting Biden's over Trump's. BBC said this morning that he made two mistakes, Calling Zelensky Putin, and calling Harris Vice President Trump but other than that he spoke well - they then literally went back over him tripping over his own dick repeatedly. Contrast that with the Trump Gettysburg thing. Only some American comedians covered it and took the piss, but it didn't get nearly as much air time as Biden getting names wrong despite it being totally worse (and not the first absolute howler from Trump). Both are batty old blokes who need put out to pasture, but the media seems to think it'll be a laugh to have Trump in again rather than the nuclear Armageddon it actually will be. It's terrifying. Surely, all the democrats need to do is stick Harris in Biden's place. Trump won't be able to stop himself from committing multiple hate crimes during a debate with her.

"What kind of phone you got, mate? Got any games on it?"